The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Tuesday, November 19, 2013


Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather is nice and mild - flippies were worn. 
CNN again - loud, damn it! 
George is warming up my fresh bedding. Sniff decided to do extra exploring around the place and is now resting on Baby Bro's chair.
The crazy upstairs is up to her usual stuff.
Observing liberals while they demand service is simply priceless.
Currently trending at #1 is cursive writing - because 7 states "are fighting" to have it taught in school. Really?!! That's the top thing fascinating the good populace this morning?
Victoria's secret million dollar bras are designed by a man - surprise! Plus, they are extremely uncomfortable - double surprise!
Leo DiCaprio bought a "health-centric" condo right here in New York. The said condo includes "vitamin-infused showers" - thankfully, it's also sustainable, otherwise we might have accused him of being a hypocrite.
"Gaga's fashion faux pas on SNL" - really?!! Her whole performance is one huge fashion faux pas.
A dude in Florida was arrested for impersonating a cop so he could get a discount in Dunkin Donuts - wow! Is the price on donuts that high in Florida?
It's 2 weeks before Thanksgiving, and Butterball is threatening with turkey shortages - only during Hussein's presidency did I hear of stuff like this!
Bieber is in hot water again - now he had to apologize to Argentina for kicking their flag on stage. Canadians, deal with your upstanding citizen already! Put him on house arrest till he straightens his non-existing gray matter!
And, finally, a whole explanation of how you can get Kate's "barrel curls" - just 5 measly steps, mind you!
Coffee this morning in disposable cup from a bagel store next to the CNN-blasting laundromat.

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