Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! Happy official first day of summer! The weather rocks - for the last day. Days like this make me resent the fact that I live in Brooklyn - good weather is more enjoyable on the neighbouring island.
The crazy upstairs is busy doing her stuff.
George is snoozing on my bed after making believe that the book on it was a mouse. Sniffles is making himself comfortable in different places looking like he is planning world domination.
Happy Birthday to Prince William - he turns 31 today. Looking at the picture of his proud parents leaving the hospital with him, we can see once again that he won a genetic lottery by not inheriting his looks from his daddy.
Daniel Radcliffe feels he is almost ready to tackle Shakespeare - ah, the poor Elizabethan women hater!
Guess who is trending at #1? If you said "Kardashian baby", you got it right. The real ( not contrived) name was finally revealed - North West. Poor kid! It's not enough to have these two morons for parents, but, to compound it, to be stuck with a name like this!
Jim Carrey is trending at #4 because he is officially signed up for the sequel of Dumb and Dumber - a very fitting role for this distinguished artist.
"Tips any woman can use to fend off an attack" - the first tip that comes to mind is a loaded gun, but, of course, it's not on the list.
Maddie, a 5-year old daughter of Jamie Lynn Spears, got a taste for designer shoes - as long as her mommy is paying for them, I don't care.
Bryan Cranston admitted to playing a villain on Power Rangers - which, in my opinion, was better role than the one he is currently playing.
"Justin Bieber goes shirtless for first instagram video" - be still, my guts!
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.
Showing posts with label #Gun Control. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #Gun Control. Show all posts
Friday, June 21, 2013
Thursday, June 06, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - JUNE 5
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! Weather rocks once again! Last night Sniff decided that maybe it might be my week as well and came to snuggle, lick, and head butt - all, of course, while I was sleeping.
Marc Summers was talking about midnight snacks and munchies - in honor of college graduations?
Yesterday I observed a following tableau: a little boy of about 4 or 5 was walking in Central Park together with his liberal UWS daddy. He (the boy) had a piece of soft pretzel in his hand - but that was too boring. So, he started waving it in the air and yelling: "Look, daddy, this is my gun!" - take that, libtards and Bloomberg! Boys will be boys, and they love to play with guns!
Daniel Radcliffe would like to star in Star Wars - that would be an interesting battle of different nerds and crazies.
Adele is trending at #3 because Rolling Stones would like to perform together with her - again, that would be an interesting mix of differently disturbed people.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant and engaged (to the father of her future child) - mazal tov!
A dude claims to have lost 250 lb on the 99c store diet - I believe it's called semi-starvation.
Emma Watson almost had a wardrobe malfunction at the premiere of her latest movie - here is my thought: with some many clothes "malfunctions" of the stars lately, maybe it's time to rethink the clothing choices?
Among the 10 best foods for you salmon is mentioned once again - is it why it's so effin expensive?
"Katie Couric isn't as nice as you think" - yea, no joke, Sherlock! Right wingers have known this little tidbit for a while.
Amazon is expanding into online grocery business - so now we would be able to do a one stop shopping for both mind and body.
And, finally, Kate "recycled" her outfit from the Diamond Jubilee to the 60th Anniversary of coronation with a minor difference: her baby bump - oh, what a profound observation!
Coffee this morning in my clear funky glass from Target.
Marc Summers was talking about midnight snacks and munchies - in honor of college graduations?
Yesterday I observed a following tableau: a little boy of about 4 or 5 was walking in Central Park together with his liberal UWS daddy. He (the boy) had a piece of soft pretzel in his hand - but that was too boring. So, he started waving it in the air and yelling: "Look, daddy, this is my gun!" - take that, libtards and Bloomberg! Boys will be boys, and they love to play with guns!
Daniel Radcliffe would like to star in Star Wars - that would be an interesting battle of different nerds and crazies.
Adele is trending at #3 because Rolling Stones would like to perform together with her - again, that would be an interesting mix of differently disturbed people.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant and engaged (to the father of her future child) - mazal tov!
A dude claims to have lost 250 lb on the 99c store diet - I believe it's called semi-starvation.
Emma Watson almost had a wardrobe malfunction at the premiere of her latest movie - here is my thought: with some many clothes "malfunctions" of the stars lately, maybe it's time to rethink the clothing choices?
Among the 10 best foods for you salmon is mentioned once again - is it why it's so effin expensive?
"Katie Couric isn't as nice as you think" - yea, no joke, Sherlock! Right wingers have known this little tidbit for a while.
Amazon is expanding into online grocery business - so now we would be able to do a one stop shopping for both mind and body.
And, finally, Kate "recycled" her outfit from the Diamond Jubilee to the 60th Anniversary of coronation with a minor difference: her baby bump - oh, what a profound observation!
Coffee this morning in my clear funky glass from Target.
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