Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather is magnificent - just in time for cleaning!
Kitties are missing Baby Bro something fierce.
Yesterday had fun by ignoring an obnoxious woman as long as I could draw it out.
Currently trending at # 1 is Leo DiCaprio - because he is "to receive 'Russian Oscar'". What can I say - they deserve each other.
Trending at # 7 is Jason Segel - because he is NOT dating Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes' dating life is now only at # 7?!!
"Rolling Stone flubs Constitution tattoo on cover" - I can only assume that they thought the naked picture of Julia Louis-Dreyfus would prevent anyone to look further, and, hence, did not do any proofreading past the required Photoshop.
"Russian lawmakers want to charge (Gorbachev) with treason" - those morons have nothing better to do with their time?
Another shot at Scott Walker - he has no college diploma! Oh, Horror of Horrors!
"Justin Bieber promises 'best music ever'" - I am all agog with anticipation!
And, finally, there is a whole discussion about Kate's "symbolic LBD" - people, you need a real hobby.
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Friday, October 04, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - OCTOBER 2
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather is rocking once again. George is in his huge Amazon box, from which he was gazing at me this morning with shiny eyes. Sniff will be put on the diet food as soon as the regular runs over, as he looks like he is gaining weight. In anticipation of this, he is running like a crazed antelope all over the place.
The crazy upstairs is up to her usual stuff.
Oatmeal sucks! I don't care how nutritious it is or how good it's supposed to be in the morning - it sucks and I never enjoyed it.
Conversations with liberals continue to provide interesting insights into their deranged psyche.
We officially survived the first day of government shutdown - which, of course, is not trending among the top ten right now.
But we could read about North West's future wardrobe, which includes snakeskin shoes - seriously? Definitely not in good taste, unlike the tastefully large diamond.
"Katie Holmes's sassy hot pink dress" - here is a headline for you! Who needs to know anything else?!!
Sweden is the supposedly the best country to grow old in - thanks, but no thanks; I prefer to grow old right here, in the USA, even though it ranked at only #8.
Tom Selleck was talking about his stash, which, apparently, receives a "ridiculous amount of attention" - here is another interesting topic to discuss.
And speaking of furloughed government workers - they have "free and discounted" meals, drinks, and activities available for them in DC. Even in this situation they score better than the private sector! Someone was even talking about pole-dancing classes - spare me!
Helen Fielding finally wrote 3rd Bridget Jones, where she killed Marc Darcy and left Bridget a merry widow - are you kidding me, Helen?!!! Who needs this book then?!!
And, finally, Will and Kate are "reportedly building a sunroom" for their country home - sometimes it does pay to be royal.
Coffee this morning in my San Fran latte mug.
The crazy upstairs is up to her usual stuff.
Oatmeal sucks! I don't care how nutritious it is or how good it's supposed to be in the morning - it sucks and I never enjoyed it.
Conversations with liberals continue to provide interesting insights into their deranged psyche.
We officially survived the first day of government shutdown - which, of course, is not trending among the top ten right now.
But we could read about North West's future wardrobe, which includes snakeskin shoes - seriously? Definitely not in good taste, unlike the tastefully large diamond.
"Katie Holmes's sassy hot pink dress" - here is a headline for you! Who needs to know anything else?!!
Sweden is the supposedly the best country to grow old in - thanks, but no thanks; I prefer to grow old right here, in the USA, even though it ranked at only #8.
Tom Selleck was talking about his stash, which, apparently, receives a "ridiculous amount of attention" - here is another interesting topic to discuss.
And speaking of furloughed government workers - they have "free and discounted" meals, drinks, and activities available for them in DC. Even in this situation they score better than the private sector! Someone was even talking about pole-dancing classes - spare me!
Helen Fielding finally wrote 3rd Bridget Jones, where she killed Marc Darcy and left Bridget a merry widow - are you kidding me, Helen?!!! Who needs this book then?!!
And, finally, Will and Kate are "reportedly building a sunroom" for their country home - sometimes it does pay to be royal.
Coffee this morning in my San Fran latte mug.
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - AUGUST 27
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather is getting hot again - well, it is still August, darn it! George practically did not complain this morning, ate, drank, and is now sleeping on my bed. Sniff was very agitated yesterday because I kept moving stuff around my room, and he did not like that much. Also, Baby Bro claimed that the reason he likes to play machgiach while we are cleaning is to make sure we don't do too much damage to his fave places.
Ina was talking about cooking veggies, and somehow ended up with potatoes - yes, yummy yum yum! Anne is making chicken noodle soup with lemon, cinnamon, nutmeg, and white beans - ouch!
Crazy upstairs continues with her endeavors.
Baby Bro and I had interesting breakfast discussions re: messianic times.
Trending at #1 - McDonald's wings! It looks like McDonald's is adding them to the menu, so the big discussions follow - is it going to slain the competition or is it a big mistake, etc., etc., etc.?
Trending at #2 is Katie Holmes - because she was dancing with Jamie Foxx at some kind of Hampton's event.
Jon Gosselin is also trending at top 10 (he keeps switching places) - but he is here because his ex is suing him for hacking into her phone and computer - classy.
Basically, the old adage about bread and circuses is very much applicable.
"4 Surprising Things That Wreck Your Mood" - hum, let me guess? Morons, liberals, America haters, and Obama supporters?
Miley's and Gaga's performances "shocked" Jaden and Willow Smith - give me a break, will ya?
Celine Dion's "Florida oceanfront estate is for sale and features its very own tastefully designed water park" - tastefully designed according to whom?
"A huge hissing cat is roaming the streets of Detroit" - hum, kitty, wrong place to scavenge; they are broke!
"Secrets of Naturally Beautiful People" - um, um, um, teacher! Let me guess! Let me guess! Good genes?
"Best Stylish Workout Pants" - they are workout pants, for goodness sake! Go to a discount store and buy some leggings - you are set.
Bieber was hanging out with another ex-girlfriend - there must be something in the latest DSM for what this boy got; I am just too lazy to check it up.
And, finally, anyone who sent a gift or a card congratulating Will and Kate on Georgie's birth is getting a thank you note with a picture of three of them leaving the hospital on the front - cute and classy.
Coffee this morning in my Coffee Bean/Tea Leaf mug from LA.
Ina was talking about cooking veggies, and somehow ended up with potatoes - yes, yummy yum yum! Anne is making chicken noodle soup with lemon, cinnamon, nutmeg, and white beans - ouch!
Crazy upstairs continues with her endeavors.
Baby Bro and I had interesting breakfast discussions re: messianic times.
Trending at #1 - McDonald's wings! It looks like McDonald's is adding them to the menu, so the big discussions follow - is it going to slain the competition or is it a big mistake, etc., etc., etc.?
Trending at #2 is Katie Holmes - because she was dancing with Jamie Foxx at some kind of Hampton's event.
Jon Gosselin is also trending at top 10 (he keeps switching places) - but he is here because his ex is suing him for hacking into her phone and computer - classy.
Basically, the old adage about bread and circuses is very much applicable.
"4 Surprising Things That Wreck Your Mood" - hum, let me guess? Morons, liberals, America haters, and Obama supporters?
Miley's and Gaga's performances "shocked" Jaden and Willow Smith - give me a break, will ya?
Celine Dion's "Florida oceanfront estate is for sale and features its very own tastefully designed water park" - tastefully designed according to whom?
"A huge hissing cat is roaming the streets of Detroit" - hum, kitty, wrong place to scavenge; they are broke!
"Secrets of Naturally Beautiful People" - um, um, um, teacher! Let me guess! Let me guess! Good genes?
"Best Stylish Workout Pants" - they are workout pants, for goodness sake! Go to a discount store and buy some leggings - you are set.
Bieber was hanging out with another ex-girlfriend - there must be something in the latest DSM for what this boy got; I am just too lazy to check it up.
And, finally, anyone who sent a gift or a card congratulating Will and Kate on Georgie's birth is getting a thank you note with a picture of three of them leaving the hospital on the front - cute and classy.
Coffee this morning in my Coffee Bean/Tea Leaf mug from LA.
Wednesday, June 05, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - JUNE 4
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather rocks!!! It's definitely not my week in Sniff's estimation - he hardly looks at me. George, on the other hand, alternated between my bed and the cat house last night.
Ina is baking cookies and making sandwiches with herb butter - yum!
Baby Bro and I were discussing the constant overabundance of emergency vehicles outside. He postulated that it was either a)proximity to the hospital, b) the amount of elderly neighbors, c) the amount of degenerates in the area - we both settled on c.
Daniel Radcliffe admitted to being a "fussy eater" and barely eating any fruit or vegetables - in light of these horrible truths coming out I don't see any way for parteigenosse Michelle to allow him to hang out with her daughters.
Katie Holmes is trending at #4 because it looks like her ex is missing her - well, dude, maybe if you kept up with your anti-psychotic meds, you wouldn't be single now.
Bradley Cooper is trending at #6 because he traveled to DC to listen to Barry Hussein's opening comments at the National Conference on Mental Health - another one in need of meds (Cooper, not Hussein).
Channing Tatum's fans finally found out that his wife had a girl and that her name is Everly - congratulations! I hope it was worth the wait!
Advise for a wedding gift: don't give baby clothes! Who the heck does that?!! Oh, yes, of course, it was in My Big Fat Greek Wedding! Probably also popular in some of our circles.
Maria Carey was spotted in "belly baring ensemble" again - why is this news again?
Bieber was spotted with a "mystery brunette" who is not Selena Gomez - I guess his bout of crying over his breakup with Selena is over. Incidentally, Tatum's "paternal instincts are kicking in" as he claims that he is worried over Bieber - dude, stick to your own progeny.
Coffee this morning in my Boston mug.
Ina is baking cookies and making sandwiches with herb butter - yum!
Baby Bro and I were discussing the constant overabundance of emergency vehicles outside. He postulated that it was either a)proximity to the hospital, b) the amount of elderly neighbors, c) the amount of degenerates in the area - we both settled on c.
Daniel Radcliffe admitted to being a "fussy eater" and barely eating any fruit or vegetables - in light of these horrible truths coming out I don't see any way for parteigenosse Michelle to allow him to hang out with her daughters.
Katie Holmes is trending at #4 because it looks like her ex is missing her - well, dude, maybe if you kept up with your anti-psychotic meds, you wouldn't be single now.
Bradley Cooper is trending at #6 because he traveled to DC to listen to Barry Hussein's opening comments at the National Conference on Mental Health - another one in need of meds (Cooper, not Hussein).
Channing Tatum's fans finally found out that his wife had a girl and that her name is Everly - congratulations! I hope it was worth the wait!
Advise for a wedding gift: don't give baby clothes! Who the heck does that?!! Oh, yes, of course, it was in My Big Fat Greek Wedding! Probably also popular in some of our circles.
Maria Carey was spotted in "belly baring ensemble" again - why is this news again?
Bieber was spotted with a "mystery brunette" who is not Selena Gomez - I guess his bout of crying over his breakup with Selena is over. Incidentally, Tatum's "paternal instincts are kicking in" as he claims that he is worried over Bieber - dude, stick to your own progeny.
Coffee this morning in my Boston mug.
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