MORNING UPDATE - May 21, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! It's gotten cloudy outside, but still not bad.
George consumed some onion skins; Sniff loves hot foods - he consumed spicy sauce off a piece of beef, and ignored the beef itself.
The kid that does not like his nanny manifested his displeasure yet again.
Yet another customer expressed her displeasure at the absence of Allegiant in soft cover - followed by a five minute lecture of how books are so expensive.
Currently trending at #2 is Malia Obama - because her mommy warned the public that her daughter will be driving this summer. Considering how much damage her parents are inflicting, I predict a serious raise in insurance premiums.
Khloe Kardashian is trending at #8 - because she went to Universal with her boyfriend and posed for pictures with Marvel characters. As usual, earth-shattering.
"Rethinking six 'bad' carbs" - how about not listening to any of this moronisms to begin with?
"Study: Climate Change threatens 6 US Landmarks" - fact: climate change specialists are wreaking havoc on US economy.
Kim Kardashian just jumped to #9 with her pre-wedding diet, which somehow includes ice cream and pasta - did we just move to Mauritania?
"Lea Michele sheds good girl image in sultry video" - how extremely original of her.
"Justin Bieber goes shirtless" - another episode of extreme originality.
Coffee this morning in my Get a Grip mug.

MORNING UPDATE - April 18, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Fourth Day of Pesach! The weather is warming up - very slowly; were are also very slowly recovering from having snow during the second seder.
Cats were enjoying their old sleeping spot yesterday - and were surprisingly cooperative about it. Now Sniff is snoozing in his usual spot that's between the radiator and the cat house, and George is hunting birds on the windowsill.
Happy Birthday to my Baby Sister!
Currently trending at #1 is Lea Michele - because she "stormed off" the set "after being called a 'Diva'". Nice way to prove that she is not.
Chelsea Clinton is pregnant - ah, what a legacy will that kid inherit!
According to the experts, the airplane food tastes bad because your sense of taste disappears at high altitude - wow, mystery solved! Airplane food is really not that suck-y!
"Groupon deal to meet Pitt" - and only for $10! Thanks, but I'll pass.
David Axelrod is to "advise Britain's Labour Party" - it looks like Brits think they did not do a sufficient damage to their country yet.
"Why it's impossible to live chemical-free" - only a complete ignoramus needs an explanation on that one.
Bieber crushed someone's party - how new and original for him.
And, finally, according to Kate, Will is not enamored with her fashion choices and recently accused her of looking like a banana in her yellow dress - Will, stick to flying and bite your tongue!
No coffee today as got no coffee maker for Pesach.