Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! Today is a bit cloudy, but still warm - yay! George eats dietary dry food - as long as it's fresh by his exacting standards. Sniff continues to amuse us by occasionally eating with his paw. He also decided that Baby Bro's room is still better than mine and spends a lot of his sleeping time there.
The minds of Hussein's supporters are interesting and terrifying places to visit.
Observing some parents is scary as well, just in a different way.
Yesterday was, apparently, National Grouch Day - man, and I missed all the festivities!
Currently trending at #7 is Jon Cryer - because he and Ashton Kutcher are currently the highest paid actors on TV. Well, figures - working on a raunchy, misogynistic, and just plain disgusting sitcom pays! The usual suspects, otherwise known as self-proclaimed protectors of women's rights, are, of course, silent. However, Linda Carter had to defend her portrayal of the Superwoman because that WAS offensive to feminists.
Ivanka Trump did not keep her fans in suspense and shared her baby's pictures right away - thanks, Ivanka! Considering how many other concerns people have in their daily lives, at least this one was alleviated immediately; of course, now the interested parties will engage in the discussions as to whom the kid resembles most, so, never mind.
Kim K.'s ex-husband auctioned off the engagement ring - sniff; he also got much less for the dratted piece of jewelry than is was worth - double sniff.
Hillary Clinton was "slapped" with a parking ticket in London - pffffft! Also, considering her track record, I don't think she will end up paying it.
The next target in the war on drugs will be Oreo cookies - because they are as addictive as cocaine. I think we officially lost the right to make fun of superstitious inhabitants of the Middle Ages - I mean, we are "waging a war" on cookies, for pete's sake!
And, finally, it looks like Will and Kate were a bit naughty in their second year of college when they were sharing an apartment - because the landlady had to break the "no boys" rule.
Coffee this morning in my Disney Mini Bean Bag mug with the 7 Dwarfs.
The Best Motto
Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon changeCourage to change the things I canAnd the wisdom to know the difference.All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!
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Thursday, June 20, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - JUNE 19
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather rocks - and, like all New Yorkers, I wish it would stay for the whole summer!
Feline companions are enjoying the absence of heat as well. Georgie spent the night in my room and came in to snuggle in the morning; Sniff was once again objecting to the locked door of the bathroom and greeted me after the shower.
Ina was making a whole bunch of delicious meat stuffs - her pasta bolognese is my pasta with meat sauce, and she also likes to use other than spaghetti pasta - I guess I should apply for my own food show. Sandra, on the other hand, was baking! her falafel balls, and she added shredded carrots to the mixture! White demon she is. Anne Burrell is making a Jewish dinner of brisket and potato pancakes!
Daniel Radcliffe has a new artistic ambition: he wants to play a Bond villain - really?!!
Trending at #5: watermelon Oreos - I don't know about the taste, but it's definitely another ammunition against the black racists. I mean, we have all white (vanilla) Oreos now, plus yellowish (lemon), and now watermelon - so, they got to come up with a new taunt for black conservatives. Good luck, oh proud products of our public school systems!
Dolce and Gabbana were sentenced for tax evasion - I guess paying taxes into the socialist system that feeds the lazy and the invading barbarians is not popular in Europe as well, not just in the US.
"How Kardashian could profit from baby" - because what she has now makes her eligible for food stamps?
Red Robin was forced to issue an apology because one of their commercials was "disrespectful" towards vegetarians - the apologies from vegetarians and PETA towards meat-eaters and leather wearers are forthcoming as well, I am sure.
"The Right Way To Boil Potatoes" - are you joking?!
Brad Pitt was recently mobbed in Times Square at the premier of his new movie - which proved once again that there a lot of moronic women out there who simply adore jerks. On the side note - who ever proclaimed Pitt handsome (especially in his present hirsute state) needs a refresher course in a good art museum.
"Rihanna Eclipses Justin Bieber as Top Youtube Artist" - which fact does not disprove the moronism of the general population or their appalling taste in music.
And, finally, Will is planning to take 2 week paternity leave after the baby comes, after which he will be back on his military duty - aw!
Coffee this morning in my striped galls from Target.
Feline companions are enjoying the absence of heat as well. Georgie spent the night in my room and came in to snuggle in the morning; Sniff was once again objecting to the locked door of the bathroom and greeted me after the shower.
Ina was making a whole bunch of delicious meat stuffs - her pasta bolognese is my pasta with meat sauce, and she also likes to use other than spaghetti pasta - I guess I should apply for my own food show. Sandra, on the other hand, was baking! her falafel balls, and she added shredded carrots to the mixture! White demon she is. Anne Burrell is making a Jewish dinner of brisket and potato pancakes!
Daniel Radcliffe has a new artistic ambition: he wants to play a Bond villain - really?!!
Trending at #5: watermelon Oreos - I don't know about the taste, but it's definitely another ammunition against the black racists. I mean, we have all white (vanilla) Oreos now, plus yellowish (lemon), and now watermelon - so, they got to come up with a new taunt for black conservatives. Good luck, oh proud products of our public school systems!
Dolce and Gabbana were sentenced for tax evasion - I guess paying taxes into the socialist system that feeds the lazy and the invading barbarians is not popular in Europe as well, not just in the US.
"How Kardashian could profit from baby" - because what she has now makes her eligible for food stamps?
Red Robin was forced to issue an apology because one of their commercials was "disrespectful" towards vegetarians - the apologies from vegetarians and PETA towards meat-eaters and leather wearers are forthcoming as well, I am sure.
"The Right Way To Boil Potatoes" - are you joking?!
Brad Pitt was recently mobbed in Times Square at the premier of his new movie - which proved once again that there a lot of moronic women out there who simply adore jerks. On the side note - who ever proclaimed Pitt handsome (especially in his present hirsute state) needs a refresher course in a good art museum.
"Rihanna Eclipses Justin Bieber as Top Youtube Artist" - which fact does not disprove the moronism of the general population or their appalling taste in music.
And, finally, Will is planning to take 2 week paternity leave after the baby comes, after which he will be back on his military duty - aw!
Coffee this morning in my striped galls from Target.
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