The crazy upstairs is strangely silent.
White House is currently on the lockdown because some schlimazal decided to "pilot a drone over the fence" - once again, insert your own jokes here.
Currently trending at #1 is someone named Anastasia Ashley - who apparently is a "Sports Illustrated model"; and the reason she got the top spot is because she "has been named brand ambassador and is the face of Freedom for Finishing Touch, the number #1 hair remover for women in America." Wow! What a piece of earth-shattering news!
Trending at #3 is Blythe Danner - because she "defended Paltrow, saying, 'I know that she’s the most extraordinary girl who can do everything'". Of course a mother thinks her daughter is extraordinary, even when she is nuttier than a fruitcake. Why is this news?
Catherine Deneuve is at #8 - because she "has lamented the demise of old-school Hollywood glamour." You and me both, girlfriend, you and me both.
"Is Mexico safe for US tourists right now?" - why the hell would anyone want to go there in the first place?!!
According to latest studies, having more siblings makes you more creative, healthier, and less likely to divorce - another reason for loving mine!
"9 clever tricks to rid your home of odors" - how about at least one trick to defend yourself against the malodorous barbarians? Especially in the summer?!!
"3 models, 3 white-hot looks at Cannes" - once again, may I suggest a trip to the Met - or another museum featuring the art of dead white males? That will show what truly beautiful women and elegant clothes look like.
And, finally, "Prince George's hair grooming secrets" - that one just made me roll my eyes.
Coffee this morning in my personalized mug from Hershey Park.
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