Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Happy Rosh Chodesh Sivan! The weather is a bit strange, but as long as there is no sun beating down on us through the fog of 85% humidity, this camper is happy.
Sniff sent us on a guilt trip by sitting next to his food bowl, chased the demons, destroyed the window screen some more, and is now resting in the cat house. George complained about food, ate some of it, fought with his roommate, complained some more, and is now sleeping on my spare blanket.
This morning was in dire need of some pastafarian reading materials as some extra friendly Russian-speaking missionaries who looked like they were from somewhere in Uzbekistan came knocking on my door.
The crazy upstairs is alive, kicking, and on top of her routine.
Currently trending at #1 is Kris Jenner - because "Bruce Jenner's transition has been tough on his entire family". My heart bleeds borsch for the entire family.
Paris Hilton is at #7 - as she "has broken the selfie ban on the Cannes red carpet." Self-absorbed much?
But, then, I would assume that self-absorption and general idiocy is not limited to the attendees of Cannes festival as "The Cannes Film Festival is coming under scrutiny for its strict dress code after women not wearing high heels were turned away from a premiere." Very French and deeply profound. "Naked dresses" were OK, by the way, as was clearly demonstrated by Eva Longoria.
Acura MDX is at #6 for reasons unclear.
"Taylor Swift jumpsuit drama" - there is just sooo much wrong with this headline, I don't know where to start.
"Why do men exist? Science (finally) has an answer" - I am sure the grant requests for that particular groundbreaking study were pretty amusing.
"13 clever ways to hide a microwave in your kitchen" - why?!!
"Worst casino decisions" - the first being actually walking into a casino.
And, finally, Will's paternity leave is over, but his mother-in-law is stepping in.
Coffee this morning in my musical notes mug.
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