MORNING UPDATE, February 13, 2015

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! It's sunny, windy, and bloody cold outside - I guess the ice caps on the North Pole melted completely and cooled the Gulf Stream (or something to that extent). Cats are not happy about the cold either; George completely refuses to eat poultry, and Sniff broke my fave soup mug during his morning exercise routine.
Yesterday wanted to watch a movie on Netflix - ended up watching Stardust because Netflix suggested it. Enjoyed it just as much as I did the first time around.
The crazy upstairs is awake and active.

Currently trending at #1 is Khloe Kardashian - and if you click on her name, the following headline comes up: "Kardashian Cleavages Battle: Kim vs. Khloe". Leaving that for the dudes to figure out.
Correction: Charlie Sheen just jumped to #1 with the following statement: "Brian Williams, you're my hero!" Brilliant! A pathetic drunk with extremely mediocre talent and history of attempted murder of his wife is defending a lying Obama supporter! Pass the popcorn - this is a very, very amusing show!
Rosie O'Donnell is at #10 so we can find out all about her last day hosting The View - good riddance to Rosie, and hopefully soon, good riddance to The View!
Ruth Bader Ginsburg admitted that she fell asleep during Hussein's latest speech because she was not "completely sober" - for once, I sympathize with her. How can you survive any of his speeches being completely sober?
"Things to avoid when traveling abroad" - try to avoid traveling to countries that do not like Americans.
"Guilt-free napping" - the words "guilt" and "nap" should never be connected!
"Edible aphrodisiacs" - spare me.
And, finally, a woman named Ellen Smith celebrated her 100th birthday by playing gold - you go, grandma!

Coffee this morning in my NRA mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 19, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather stinks slightly. 

Charlie Sheen is no longer a highest paying actor, which mantle he lost to no other than Ashton Kutcher; so, repeated drunken meltdowns are severely punished by the entertainment industry - unlike the repeated anti-American propaganda, sympathy to the terrorists, and treason. The First Lady of North Korea has not been seen for more than 40 days - since when is the disappearance of anyone in North Korea newsworthy? Rosie O'Donnell wants to renovate Honey Boo Boo's home - aw! Since when is she so concerned with the plight of the red necks? Is it because Honey Boo Boo endorsed comrade Hussein's candidacy? And Victoria's Secret has come under fire for "rampant airbrushing" - oh, give me a break! Guys don't care! And, surprise, surprise - a lot of women actually want gift cards for the Holidays, and guys just won't give them - I guess I do belong to the majority of women, after all. And, as it turns out, the owner of the Venetian in Vegas, along with the Marriott Group, both donated big bucks to the Romney campaign - I knew there was a reason I loved those hotels! 

Coffee this morning in my funky clear glass from Target.