MORNING UPDATE, August 15, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! Baby Bro shared the best joke with me last night - his school is offering a combined MA/MBA in Jewish Leadership; insert your own jokes as you see fit. 

Chelsea Clinton is trending at #3 now, because she is not averse to the idea of one day running for the office - because her mommy and daddy left such fantastic legacy to draw on, I guess. Halle Berry is at #4, because she turns 46 today - Happy Birthday, Halle! Will you one day make it widely known that you were raised by your white mother, and that you black father was nowhere in the picture? Nah, I guess calling yourself black is way more politically expedient. Retail sales are at #10: supposedly they are up, and so is the economy - which means the elections are very close, hence the puffed up numbers, because the economy is still very much in the toilet. And I committed the worst crime against my Russian heritage this morning - to use very non-kosher expression, I christened my new wine glass by drinking iced coffee in it.

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MORNING UPDATE, June 2, 2015

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! It's still rainy and cold outside - yes!! Today cats decided that minced tuna is not such fun after all, but relented in the end.

Here is another extremely talented guy who recently came up with a collection of poetry for kids - Nick Cannon!

Currently trending at #1 is Goldie Hawn - because she came up with the explanation of why she never married Kurt Russel. According to her, "a lasting relationship isn't about marriage". What can I tell you - it's always amusing to see when guys come up with explanations of why they never marry the love of their lives, but now I see that's it's doubly amusing to see a woman do the same.
Trending at #2 is Robert Downey Jr. - because he apparently needs his own furniture when he travels to movie locations. Interesting quirk, but very mild by Hollywood standards - especially if he pays the shipping costs.
"The complex Jenner-Kardashian relationship" - there are mental health professionals to untangle the "complexity".
"2015 hurricane season: What to expect" - um, hurricanes?
"How healthy is your bread?" - it's bread, you spoiled brats! Eat and enjoy!
"Broken leg won't sideline Kerry from Iran talks" - how courageous of him!
"4 Reasons You Shouldn't Buy A Diamond Ring" - ladies, have at them!

And, finally, "Chelsea Clinton’s Daughter May Own the Last Dress Oscar de la Renta Ever Made" - yea, this family is one of the working class, man, no denial about it.

Coffee this morning in my blue wine glass.