Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Was awaken today in the ungodly wee hours of the morning by a piteously mewing beast who kept licking my hand and touching my face with a not-quite-soft paw. Why, you would ask? Because his majesty does not like the food that sat in the bowl for the night.
We are leading the ChiComs by the number of medals, but they got 2 more golds than us - USA, USA, last stretch!!! According to the learned opinion, David Schwimmer's career is the worst after Friends ended, and Jennifer Aniston's is the best - man, the useful knowledge we so totally need! Cameras are very busy with Michael Phelps' girlfriend - as long as it's not a boyfriend, I really don't care. Pink was photographed with a half bared belly - another earth-shattering piece of news! And speaking of the 90's shows: Jenny Garth slimmed down post -divorce - again, extremely important to know that. And Nicole Kidman is trending at #1 because she sold her West Village condo for only 16 mil - who told that real estate market is in a slump?
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Showing posts with label #JenniferAniston. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 24, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, August 13, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday!
Olympics are over - we beat the ChiComs both in medal count and in gold!!! Yes!!!! Bloody step-mama country is on the third place, but Brits beat them in gold; as my dad derisively said, they became third with just "medyashky". Mazal Tov to Jennifer Aniston on her engagement - the specialists predict she may even beat Brad to the altar. Yesterday was Dominican Day Parade, resulting in usual nonsense in the City and in Washington Heights (wonder how many fights broke out between them and the Puerto Ricans) - I guess they needed a special day to be extra annoying as opposed to the other 364 days when they are just annoying. Miley "chopped off" her hair - which exiting piece of news is currently trending on #3. And a chimp in Las Vegas escaped for the second time in a row - I guess she wanted to join her less intelligent cousins in Senate and the White House. Which reminds me - judging by the amount of poisonous vitriol, which came out of the lefties over weekend, Romney's pick for VP was not too bad.
Olympics are over - we beat the ChiComs both in medal count and in gold!!! Yes!!!! Bloody step-mama country is on the third place, but Brits beat them in gold; as my dad derisively said, they became third with just "medyashky". Mazal Tov to Jennifer Aniston on her engagement - the specialists predict she may even beat Brad to the altar. Yesterday was Dominican Day Parade, resulting in usual nonsense in the City and in Washington Heights (wonder how many fights broke out between them and the Puerto Ricans) - I guess they needed a special day to be extra annoying as opposed to the other 364 days when they are just annoying. Miley "chopped off" her hair - which exiting piece of news is currently trending on #3. And a chimp in Las Vegas escaped for the second time in a row - I guess she wanted to join her less intelligent cousins in Senate and the White House. Which reminds me - judging by the amount of poisonous vitriol, which came out of the lefties over weekend, Romney's pick for VP was not too bad.
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, February 7, 2013
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather is, well, seasonal...According to Baby Bro, my coffee can strip the paint off the walls - and after tasting some from a local shop yesterday, I sort of got what he is saying - hurray for my cooking skills! Curry is officially renamed Mr. Sniffles - also compliments of Baby Bro.
In case you missed it, archaeologists finally unearthed the remains of Richard III - and the guy did have a bad case of scoliosis! Lucy Lawless is trending at #6 now because she was sentenced to 120 hours of community service and $547 fine for trespassing on an oil tanker - I guess she realized that only peeps as old as I or older remember who she is, so she needs to boost her image for the younger generation by showing what a wonderful envirowaco she is. The new study shows that people can "guess your age, gender and income" looking at your shoes - yea, if you gaze at my flip flops and see my feet, you can sort of guess my gender and income; age might be another story. The longest married US couple lives in CT and have been married for 80 years - congrats! And, of course, her wedding dress, veil, and bouquet look stunning! There is also someone's hair in the news - this time it is Aniston's, who was wearing "platinum wig" in her new movie - truly important update, without which we could not possible go into weekend! There are also detailed instructions on how to hunt for a python - who is that bored or stupid? Also, never fill up in a Thursday, because it looks like the prices are highest on this day - or the entire time we have an America-hating President in the office. No news on Royal or Kardashian pregnancies, and Bieber is missing in action as well - I guess that makes it a very slow news day.
Coffee this morning in my Disney Dalmatian spots mug.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2019
MORNING UPDATE, October 4, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Happy second day of Chol Hamoed! The weather is not the best, but bearable - and "seasonal".
Following my friend Jimmie's example - tomorrow is garbage pick up, so I have to make sure to hug and kiss my "sanitation workers", so they don't feel marginalized by evil capitalist society (or the ghetto public residing in my neighbourhood, for that matter). Facebook hit one billion mark - congrats! #1 trending right now: Rihanna and Chris Brown were caught cuddling, so it looks like they may be back together - good luck, Rihanna! Out of 10 best cities in USA, San Fran is #1 - for whom, homos? Our fair city is #7, but we beat everyone with the number of the museums - 356! And DC is number 3 - maniacal laughter! Alton Brown was talking about tempura, and Marc Summers is talking about fair food like corn dogs, funnel cakes, and cotton candy! Where are you, parteigenosse Michelle? I guess still kicking your hubby for stinking up your 20th anniversary, so the peasants can talk about fattening junk food for now. And here is a fantastic header: "Batman charged with obstructing Michigan police" (which is currently trending at #4). And Jennifer Aniston has koi pond in her living room - I had a very similar idea in mind for my space until George Hamilton Borukhov joined our household.
Coffee this morning in my green Target mug.
Following my friend Jimmie's example - tomorrow is garbage pick up, so I have to make sure to hug and kiss my "sanitation workers", so they don't feel marginalized by evil capitalist society (or the ghetto public residing in my neighbourhood, for that matter). Facebook hit one billion mark - congrats! #1 trending right now: Rihanna and Chris Brown were caught cuddling, so it looks like they may be back together - good luck, Rihanna! Out of 10 best cities in USA, San Fran is #1 - for whom, homos? Our fair city is #7, but we beat everyone with the number of the museums - 356! And DC is number 3 - maniacal laughter! Alton Brown was talking about tempura, and Marc Summers is talking about fair food like corn dogs, funnel cakes, and cotton candy! Where are you, parteigenosse Michelle? I guess still kicking your hubby for stinking up your 20th anniversary, so the peasants can talk about fattening junk food for now. And here is a fantastic header: "Batman charged with obstructing Michigan police" (which is currently trending at #4). And Jennifer Aniston has koi pond in her living room - I had a very similar idea in mind for my space until George Hamilton Borukhov joined our household.
Coffee this morning in my green Target mug.
MORNING UPDATE, October 29, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The winds are howling, and the rain is beginning to pelt down. Curry relocated to my room for the duration of the storm, and is currently snoring in the cat house.
Trending at #2 right now is Jennifer Aniston's dress - the half-naked one she wore for a date with her fiancé; gratifying to know that people's priorities remain in place. Salma Hayek's earrings (worth only one mil) are currently at #1 - wow. Kim Kardashian claimed that she is not afraid of the hurricane, dressed up as a mermaid, and went partying with her boyfriend - on behalf of United States, apologies to the mermaids everywhere. The prowler arrested in Tom Cruise's house turned out to be Tom's neighbour - interesting neighbourhood...Then there is a long list of candies that are not good for kids - oh, for effs sake! Let the kids enjoy the stupid holiday - and their childhood!
Coffee this morning in my personalized mug from WB NY store - gosh, I miss that place!
Trending at #2 right now is Jennifer Aniston's dress - the half-naked one she wore for a date with her fiancé; gratifying to know that people's priorities remain in place. Salma Hayek's earrings (worth only one mil) are currently at #1 - wow. Kim Kardashian claimed that she is not afraid of the hurricane, dressed up as a mermaid, and went partying with her boyfriend - on behalf of United States, apologies to the mermaids everywhere. The prowler arrested in Tom Cruise's house turned out to be Tom's neighbour - interesting neighbourhood...Then there is a long list of candies that are not good for kids - oh, for effs sake! Let the kids enjoy the stupid holiday - and their childhood!
Coffee this morning in my personalized mug from WB NY store - gosh, I miss that place!
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