MORNING UPDATE - March 26, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! It's sunny and bloody freezing outside! IT's the end of March - global warming, my foot!
Sniff spent half the night sleeping on the radiator, and is now running around with his tail in the air. George is hunting sparrows and local barbarians on my window.
The crazy upstairs is strangely silent - too cold for her?
Currently trending at #1 is somebody named Robin Roberts - who, according to Google, is a "television personality", and she is going to guest-judge DWTS. Be still, my heart!
Trending at #4 is Staten Island clown - who is "creeping out" Staten Island. I suppose as opposed to our dear mayor, who is just effin up all 5 boroughs. Plus, he still has 315,998 potholes to repair.
Trending at #9 is Dwayne Johnson - because of his "Hercules body secrets". Spare me!
Justin Timeberlake "treated" Jessica Biel to a "romantic gate-away" to Barbados. Aw, how sweet! Would like to go to Barbados too - and it does not have to be romantic, just warm.
"Bad news for meat lovers" - prices are rising too fast. Well, duh! For this, and many other things, you can thank our current government and the environmentalist cabal.
Britain "answered" to Porsche 911 with a new Jaguar model - because that's the biggest concern of great Britain, to make sure their luxury cars are the best in the world.
"Justin Bieber poses semi-shirtless, teases Calvin Klein campaign" - whatever that means.
"One of Kate Middleton's favorite shoes, Hobbs, arrives in the US" - fashionistas, rejoice!
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.

MORNING UPDATE - January 10, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! It's above freezing - yay!!! The signs of extreme cold: Niagara falls froze, and I had to wash 4!! pairs of my socks and 3!! pairs of long pants for Baby Bro.
All three TVs were on, but only channel 7 had sound, so had to listen to the effin View. It looks like someone told Jenny McCarthy that she is going to look smarter and classier with glasses on - major fail.
Cats are still extra sleepy. George is in his huge Amazon box, and Sniff travels between his pipe, the big closet, and the newly discovered heat source in my radiator.
The crazy upstairs is up to her usual.
Currently trending at #1 is Jessica Biel - because she missed the People's Choice Awards. As her hubby got an award, and she missed it - again - that definitely qualifies as top rate headline.
Khloe and Lamar's "love nest" is on the market - that did not take long.
George Clooney is auctioning off a date with him - thanks, but no thanks.
Cameron Diaz claims that "she is done with Botox" - yea, right.
According the latest allegations, Bieber egged his neighbor's home - what else is new.
And, finally, Kate turned 32 - and Will "was caught racing home" to make it for her birthday. Aw...
Coffee this morning in a paper cup from the overpriced bagel store next to the laundromat.