Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The weather is still a tad strange for May, but much more enjoyable - so,Phil, no need to fear the assassins anymore. Rajendara K. Pacahuri, on the other hand, still needs to pipe down and clean the snow when needed.
George is still the almost undisputed king of the cat house; and he still hunts the local sparrows with the same zeal the liberals hunt the Second Amendment. Sniff attracted the local youngsters, who discovered that not only do we have two very petable cats, but that our cramped, messy apartment really is a cave of wonders - I needed that reminder! wink emoticon
Yesterday was Audrey Hepburn 85th Birthday - now, that was a beautiful, classy, and talented actress!
Today is Cinco de Maya - I am ready with my american flag and patriotic T-shirt.
Currently trending at # 1 Ozzy Osbourne - because he might be knighted. Considering how many crazy entertainers were knighted before him - yawn.
Trending at # 3 is Kid Rock - because of his work with homeless vets. Go, Kid Rock!!!
Trending at # 7 is Snoop Dog - because he debuted something "snoopodelic" in Vegas. Spare us, please!
"Kylie Jenner wows in a VERY skimpy swimsuit after parting with ...Justin Bieber!" - I can't even begin to figure out which one of these is more yuk-worthy.
And, finally, Kate likes to do her own make up - so would I, to tell the truth.
Coffee this morning in my Life Is Delicious mug.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Thursday, December 05, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - DECEMBER 3
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Happy Sixth Day of Chanukah! Happy Rosh Chodesh! Ladies, please don't forget that this is your half-holiday - or at least make sure your hubbies remember it!
The weather is simply rocking, considering that it's December in our fair city. Cats are definitely more awake - this morning I woke up to a strange racket that turned out to be their fight. After the said fight, Sniff came in for some sugar, and then proceeded to eat my blanket once again. They also got a new fountain that His Highness George approves of, so his pink drinking bowl is now his feeding bowl for his chicken.
Another mouse made his or her appearance yesterday - I was just amused and said hi to it; the costumer in the next aisle was duly scandalized, the big ninny.
Currently trending at #1 is Ozzy Osbourne - tamely enough, only due to his 65th birthday. Well, Happy Birthday, Ozzy!
Trending at #3 is Darth Vader - because it looks like he posted an Iphone selfie. Wow, even the forces of evil are not immune to the lures of vanity and modern technology!
Trending at #4 is Kardashian christmas card - wow, only #4?!!! This piece of earth-shattering news surely deserves the top spot!
George Clooney claims that he got a glimpse of his dream woman when he was 11, fell in love, and hence did not meet "The One" yet - dude, nobody is really berating you for your womanizing, so, just enjoy it while you can and don't blurt stuff that would require somebody to call in psychiatric help.
Miley Cyrus was the most searched name on Yahoo this year, followed by Kim K; Bieber was at #10, and Selena Gomez at #5 - interesting statistics, what can I say.
Royal Baby, on the other hand, had a huge impact on the baby naming trends, both for boys and girls - well, Georgette is not the worst name a little girl can get stuck with; and if you disagree, just think of North West.
And, finally, Kate wants her mother to accompany them on their upcoming tour as a traveling nanny - I see this trend of grandma babysitter is not limited to the people from step-mama country.
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.
The weather is simply rocking, considering that it's December in our fair city. Cats are definitely more awake - this morning I woke up to a strange racket that turned out to be their fight. After the said fight, Sniff came in for some sugar, and then proceeded to eat my blanket once again. They also got a new fountain that His Highness George approves of, so his pink drinking bowl is now his feeding bowl for his chicken.
Another mouse made his or her appearance yesterday - I was just amused and said hi to it; the costumer in the next aisle was duly scandalized, the big ninny.
Currently trending at #1 is Ozzy Osbourne - tamely enough, only due to his 65th birthday. Well, Happy Birthday, Ozzy!
Trending at #3 is Darth Vader - because it looks like he posted an Iphone selfie. Wow, even the forces of evil are not immune to the lures of vanity and modern technology!
Trending at #4 is Kardashian christmas card - wow, only #4?!!! This piece of earth-shattering news surely deserves the top spot!
George Clooney claims that he got a glimpse of his dream woman when he was 11, fell in love, and hence did not meet "The One" yet - dude, nobody is really berating you for your womanizing, so, just enjoy it while you can and don't blurt stuff that would require somebody to call in psychiatric help.
Miley Cyrus was the most searched name on Yahoo this year, followed by Kim K; Bieber was at #10, and Selena Gomez at #5 - interesting statistics, what can I say.
Royal Baby, on the other hand, had a huge impact on the baby naming trends, both for boys and girls - well, Georgette is not the worst name a little girl can get stuck with; and if you disagree, just think of North West.
And, finally, Kate wants her mother to accompany them on their upcoming tour as a traveling nanny - I see this trend of grandma babysitter is not limited to the people from step-mama country.
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.
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