Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The weather is still a tad strange for May, but much more enjoyable - so,Phil, no need to fear the assassins anymore. Rajendara K. Pacahuri, on the other hand, still needs to pipe down and clean the snow when needed.
George is still the almost undisputed king of the cat house; and he still hunts the local sparrows with the same zeal the liberals hunt the Second Amendment. Sniff attracted the local youngsters, who discovered that not only do we have two very petable cats, but that our cramped, messy apartment really is a cave of wonders - I needed that reminder! wink emoticon
Yesterday was Audrey Hepburn 85th Birthday - now, that was a beautiful, classy, and talented actress!
Today is Cinco de Maya - I am ready with my american flag and patriotic T-shirt.
Currently trending at # 1 Ozzy Osbourne - because he might be knighted. Considering how many crazy entertainers were knighted before him - yawn.
Trending at # 3 is Kid Rock - because of his work with homeless vets. Go, Kid Rock!!!
Trending at # 7 is Snoop Dog - because he debuted something "snoopodelic" in Vegas. Spare us, please!
"Kylie Jenner wows in a VERY skimpy swimsuit after parting with ...Justin Bieber!" - I can't even begin to figure out which one of these is more yuk-worthy.
And, finally, Kate likes to do her own make up - so would I, to tell the truth.
Coffee this morning in my Life Is Delicious mug.