Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather still shows all the signs of extreme global warming - thankfully, not working today as well. Sniff started meditating while sitting on a radiator. George just likes to snuggle somewhere more familiar.
The crazy upstairs adopted the post office motto and is unwavering in her routine.
Currently trending at #2 is Khloe Kardashian - because "Kim Kardashian Reveals Khloe Never Wanted a Baby With Lamar Odom". OK, next time one of you air-headed moronetts complains about the lack of privacy - well, you hopefully would know whom to blame.
Trending at #5 is Ellen Pompeo - because she signed up for another two years with Grey's Anatomy. Heck, not only is this stuff still running, it will continue to run?
Beyonce and Jay-Z both have Roman number IV tattooed on their ring fingers because four has a very special meaning for them - why Roman numerals? I thought they did not believe in white culture.
Tori Spelling's husband went into rehab to deal "with personal issues" - what kind of idiotic times do we live in? Dude cheats on his wife and goes into rehab? What happened to the iron skillet over the head first?
"Justin Bieber exits jail" - damn, already?
And, finally, "Kate Middleton Angers a Drunk Camilla Parker-Bowles" - I guess some members of the royal family do take tips on behavior from our Hollywood elite.
Coffee this morning in my personalized mug from WB Times Square Store - really, really miss that place.
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Showing posts with label #Tori Spelling. Show all posts
Monday, January 26, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - January 14, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather is on the blah-y side, but at least it is still above freezing. Cats are enjoying the warm spell by being extra frisky - in George's case it shows in being more whiny, and in Sniff's case - more crazy running. He (Sniff) also decided to hunt some barbarians this morning, and for the past couple of days his head is mysteriously smelling of perfume.
Yesterday a costumer had difficulties figuring out how much would a $30 book cost at 50% off. Even after I told her, she asked me to scan it; after I scanned it for her, she bemoaned the fact of us not having self-scanners like in Macy's that would tell exactly how much the item would cost - and these people are allowed to vote!
Currently trending at #1 is Tori Spelling - because she "escaped to Disneyland with kids" while the scandal about her cheating hubby "rages on". Well, Disney really is a magical place that usually lets you forget all your worries - provided, of course, that you have money to afford the magic.
A new youtube sensation explains why a dude was waking up late - it's because his doggy was pushing the snooze button! Sometimes I wish Sniff would chew up my alarm's cord - kitty, did you hear that?
"The new secret to financial security" - elect the government that does not tax you to death.
"The truth about about common nutrition myths" - among them the fact that organic produce "does not pack more nutrients", it's just "better for the environment". Jeepers, I could have told you that a while ago! Fork over some research grants my way!
"The new hot Corvette debuts" - I guess I would have to be a guy in order to understand how a car (any car) could be "hot".
Another breakthrough study - fist bump is a much less germy greeting than a handshake! Who ordered this study - Adrian Monk?!!
"Rare early J. Lo footage" - spare me!
2 pilots from Southwest airline are grounded after landing a plane in the wrong airport - now, that's an achievement!
"Kobe's pricey haircut" - how much does it cost to be bald?!!!
Pope's Harley is for sale - I think a picture of him on Harley in his leather jacket would fetch more money.
Bieber's house was raided by cops over the "egg-throwing incident" - no comment.
And, finally, Kate and Will are searching for a new nanny for Georgie as the current one's contract is almost up - renewing the contract is not in the cards?
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.
Yesterday a costumer had difficulties figuring out how much would a $30 book cost at 50% off. Even after I told her, she asked me to scan it; after I scanned it for her, she bemoaned the fact of us not having self-scanners like in Macy's that would tell exactly how much the item would cost - and these people are allowed to vote!
Currently trending at #1 is Tori Spelling - because she "escaped to Disneyland with kids" while the scandal about her cheating hubby "rages on". Well, Disney really is a magical place that usually lets you forget all your worries - provided, of course, that you have money to afford the magic.
A new youtube sensation explains why a dude was waking up late - it's because his doggy was pushing the snooze button! Sometimes I wish Sniff would chew up my alarm's cord - kitty, did you hear that?
"The new secret to financial security" - elect the government that does not tax you to death.
"The truth about about common nutrition myths" - among them the fact that organic produce "does not pack more nutrients", it's just "better for the environment". Jeepers, I could have told you that a while ago! Fork over some research grants my way!
"The new hot Corvette debuts" - I guess I would have to be a guy in order to understand how a car (any car) could be "hot".
Another breakthrough study - fist bump is a much less germy greeting than a handshake! Who ordered this study - Adrian Monk?!!
"Rare early J. Lo footage" - spare me!
2 pilots from Southwest airline are grounded after landing a plane in the wrong airport - now, that's an achievement!
"Kobe's pricey haircut" - how much does it cost to be bald?!!!
Pope's Harley is for sale - I think a picture of him on Harley in his leather jacket would fetch more money.
Bieber's house was raided by cops over the "egg-throwing incident" - no comment.
And, finally, Kate and Will are searching for a new nanny for Georgie as the current one's contract is almost up - renewing the contract is not in the cards?
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.
Sunday, January 18, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - December 27
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather is improving - at least for the next 2 or 3 days. Sniff is alternating between the cat house and his pipe in the bathroom. George is extremely annoyed about somebody moving his papasan and somebody else sleeping in it; his noise level increased tremendously in the morning.
At least 2 employees violated the microwave rules at work and warmed up fish in the microwave that has "no fish" sign on it.
According to Men's Health, 23% of men admitted to scarfing colleague's food from the work fridge - they obviously did not poll people at OU, where the number is something like 97%, and even our black security guard lost his ham sandwich a time or two.
Currently trending at #1 is Red Lobster closing - which fact at the present is not clear.
Trending at #2 is Tori Spelling - because she ignores the rumors about her husband's cheating; good luck to their kids. Incidentally, her husband is trending at #10.
"Was Andrew Johnson the worst U.S. president?" - hell, no. The worst president is now occupying the White House.
Game of Thrones was top pirated TV show - there is no accounting for tastes.
"NORAD releases Santa-tracking numbers" - 20 million people were tracking St. Nick!
Nikki Haley "bragged" on social media about Beretta PX4 Storm that she got from her hubby for christmas - I don't know which one of them rocks more.
And, finally, Us Magazine is offering all the details on Will and Kate's Boxing Day with Georgie.
Coffee this morning in my clear funky glass from Target.
At least 2 employees violated the microwave rules at work and warmed up fish in the microwave that has "no fish" sign on it.
According to Men's Health, 23% of men admitted to scarfing colleague's food from the work fridge - they obviously did not poll people at OU, where the number is something like 97%, and even our black security guard lost his ham sandwich a time or two.
Currently trending at #1 is Red Lobster closing - which fact at the present is not clear.
Trending at #2 is Tori Spelling - because she ignores the rumors about her husband's cheating; good luck to their kids. Incidentally, her husband is trending at #10.
"Was Andrew Johnson the worst U.S. president?" - hell, no. The worst president is now occupying the White House.
Game of Thrones was top pirated TV show - there is no accounting for tastes.
"NORAD releases Santa-tracking numbers" - 20 million people were tracking St. Nick!
Nikki Haley "bragged" on social media about Beretta PX4 Storm that she got from her hubby for christmas - I don't know which one of them rocks more.
And, finally, Us Magazine is offering all the details on Will and Kate's Boxing Day with Georgie.
Coffee this morning in my clear funky glass from Target.
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