The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

WHAT TO DO WITH THE SWINE?

By now it is the official breaking news: swine flu is the official threat from sea to shining sea, and there is the first official confirmed death from it in the United States.

Swine flu is believed to have originated in Mexico. Great! Wonderful! Fantastic! Another present from the general direction of America-hating banana republics; one in the long line that includes bed bugs (which, by the way, together with malaria, are effectively controlled by DDT), pushy America-haters who are busy waving our flag upside-down, drug-resistant TB, shady work ethics, amazing ability to leach off every single social program we have (to the significant determent of American taxpayers), MS 13, total disrespect for our culture, and people devoid of manners on New York subway (just to name a few).

Our government officials, in their infinite, bottomless wisdom, are screening all arriving from Mexico. HOW ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARRIVE ILLEGALLY? WHO SCREENS THEM?

And for the love of all that is holy could you please, please start deporting the illegals and secure the damn south border!

10 comments:

Moshe said...

If not for Mexicans, the overpriced kosher food would be even more overpriced. Who else would work for $4/hr.

SubWife said...

Well, officials believe they found patient zero, and he lives next to a pig farm owned by American company. Go figure.

Moshe said...

Is he also Jewish? ;-)

Dina said...

Am curious - what is this "our culture" you speak of?

Favorite Anonymous said...

patients zeros mother doesn't think her son got it from the pigs but from somewhere else...

SubWife said...

In the article I have read, she actually blames the pig farm in their neighborhood. What's your source? Mine is cnn.

Moshe said...

It was the NSA, under the command of the Elders of Zion. It was made to target gentiles and bad Jews because good Jews don't eat pork.

SubWife said...

Or was it to punish infidels? Think about that. (FYI, you can't get swine flu from eating pork, in case you didn't know.)

Moshe said...

I know, that's where they screwed up.

SubWife said...

Who? Zionists or Muslim extremists? Or was that the joint operation? you know, the first attempt at working together and finding common ground.