As always, a little belated, but also as always very sincere Happy Earth Day!
Congratulations, green people, tree huggers, environmentalists, and other sundry worshippers of Gaia! Another year of job well done!
There is only one little, almost miniscule little thingy that you forgot to accomplish amidst your tireless and devoted efforts towards giving nightmares to little children, expanding the number of malaria sufferers, robbing US taxpayers, preparing fresh lists of climate criminals, zipping back and forth on private jets for all your very important conferences, destroying lives and careers of scientists who oppose your noble efforts, plus making baby steps towards the destruction of Western economy, world hunger and depopulation of Earth. You forgot to declare yourselves as official religion de jour. But, hey, there is still time to accomplish this, plus complete all of the above. After all, you are so good at it!
So, salute yourselves with something produced with a minimal carbon footprint on another year of worthy endeavors!