The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Friday, April 24, 2009

HAPPY EARTH DAY!

As always, a little belated, but also as always very sincere Happy Earth Day!

Congratulations, green people, tree huggers, environmentalists, and other sundry worshippers of Gaia! Another year of job well done!


There is only one little, almost miniscule little thingy that you forgot to accomplish amidst your tireless and devoted efforts towards giving nightmares to little children, expanding the number of malaria sufferers, robbing US taxpayers, preparing fresh lists of climate criminals, zipping back and forth on private jets for all your very important conferences, destroying lives and careers of scientists who oppose your noble efforts, plus making baby steps towards the destruction of Western economy, world hunger and depopulation of Earth. You forgot to declare yourselves as official religion de jour. But, hey, there is still time to accomplish this, plus complete all of the above. After all, you are so good at it!

So, salute yourselves with something produced with a minimal carbon footprint on another year of worthy endeavors!

3 comments:

Sally Hazel said...

Mercy College has a 3 credit graduate course titled "Global warming" and one of my coworkers is taking it. Her excuse- it can be taken online and at 1/2 the cost of other 3 credit courses.
Sad.

Moshe said...

They're doing it all wrong. If they're concerned with overpopulation and waste of natural resources, they should all commit mass suicide.

Barb Chansky said...

My sentiment exactly. Unfortunately, they want to kill everyone else.