Thursday, May 09, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - MAY 9
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! It is still rainy and cloudy, and the feline companions are not happy - they continue to sleep the day away in their self-assigned spots: on my bed and in the cat house. Rob Kardashian is trending at # 3 as he pleaded not guilty to theft and battery charges; in related news - his sister's bikini is still preying on everyone's mind. Nick Lachey was complaining about his former father-in-law - keep it classy, dude. A dude who plays in The Game of Thrones is cast as the prince charming in the upcoming new version of Cinderella - somehow I don't see the show's fans running to watch the movie, but stranger things happened. Ferrari vows that it will never stray from tradition in order to build an electric car - go, Ferrari! In the upcoming portrayal of the Superman, kryptonite is not his biggest weakness, but rather "his own confusion and sense of isolation" - welcome to the age of Aquarius, hell take it! Miley Cyrus claimed that she had a terrifying experience back in 2011 while on tour in London (she thought she saw a ghost) - Miley, seeing you is usually terrifying enough, ghosts or no ghosts. An 83 year old nun in Tennessee was found guilty of interfering with national security. The old dear broke into the nuclear weapons facility and defaced a uranium processing plant, of which deeds she was proud and unrepentant, as she was protesting against the instruments of death - I guess demanding accountability of her own church leaders was too tame and boring. Bieber will appear in the Simpsons - at least he is not going to moan about Selena. And, finally, something called the Mommy Files, was bitching about the fact that Kate bought a Bugaboo for probably $1,800 - big deal! That's for a future prince or princess, for pete's sake! Now, dissecting the welfare recipients of South Brooklyn who schlepp their darlings around in Bugaboos - that's way more news worthy. Coffee this morning in my funky glass Cappuccino mug.