The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Sunday, May 19, 2013


Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! I hope you all had a fantastic Shavuot! It's windy and cloudy - but completely breathable, so me happy.
Sniff decided to repeat his strategic mistake this morning and attacked George on my bed yet again - George's response was swift and, frankly, merciless; Sniff ended up fluffing his tail and hissing from the floor.
Marc Summers is talking about bacon! And Paula is making some kind of smothered chicken and biscuits, and then cheesecake with praline topping!
Cigarette-smuggling ring was busted in NY - Bloomberg, that shows you that your anti-smoking campaign is not really working, and people are very happy buying smokes without your draconian taxes attached to them.
Rob Kardashian is trending at #1 because he is walking in order to loose weight; his sister Kourtney showed off her "slim, post baby" body in a bikini; and his sister Kim can't really wear heels anymore and has to get flats - in other news, I did laundry this morning.
Selena Gomez "rocked" another half-naked dress - how is this news? When she shows up in something resembling Amish dress, that would, indeed, be newsworthy.
Heff left his latest wife out of his will, but bought her a 5 mil house to make up for it - I wonder if that earned him a trip to the dog house or just the couch.
Justin Bieber will have to pay for his monkey confiscated in the Munich airport - come on, krauts, this is your chance to show compassion! Keep the monkey away from him!
Prince Harry wrapped up his visit to USA by playing in the charity polo match; he then attended a luncheon in his honor, thanked for a wonderful week, concluding with "I have witnessed the extraordinary generosity of the people of this great nation.” - thanks, Harry! We, in turn, collectively apologize for our disgusting First Lady whom you had to visit, and sincerely hope that the sight of her did not put you off your food for long.
Kate was spotted "indulging in a banana muffin and a cappuccino" - leave the poor preggo alone and let her eat in peace! Also, US magazine wants to know which of her maternity looks are our faves - get a life, people!
Coffee this morning in my funky clear glass from Target.

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