Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday!
Another list of gadgets that suck power is out - again, the biggest power sucking gadget is the green movement, without which we could have way cheaper power and more of it. Scandal that rocked the world: Kristen Stewart cheated on R-Patz - Bella, how could you do this to Edward, the love of your life?!!!! And celebs are sporting short shorts for the summer - at lest they are not naked...Tiny apartments are just as fascinating as extravagant homes - yea, you get claustrophobia attack just by looking at pictures, as opposed to the usual envy, so, I guess it's good for the soul. And Snooki was booed at the Mets game - which proves that the booers are a bunch of sissys.. I dare them to boo parteigenosse Michelle at her next public appearance promoting her ideas of our healthy living - that would take true courage.
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Showing posts with label #KristenStewart. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 24, 2020
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, February 13, 2013
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather improved slightly, and there is no more snow under my window. Got a bit scared in the night when I heard somebody else snoring in the room till I realized that I was Snuffles sleeping in the cat house.
The latest issue of my monthly bible featured Dakota Fanning on the cover - and let me tell you, boys and girls, she looks mighty scary. The same publication also claims that 67% of guys do not mind leg stubble - mighty generous of them. And, finally, the publication released the information on Kardashians' 2 step-sisters who are ready to take on the world - world, get a bit more scared! Paparazzi got Kate's baby bump, and will release it, or rather the pictures of it, very shortly! Rejoice, oh world, because nobody saw a tall, skinny, 30 year old preggo in expensive clothes before! And this just in - Alec Baldwin's current wife is pregnant also, and, like Kate and Kim K, also due this summer - hell, where should we all hide this summer? Shortly after Pope announced his resignation, the Vatican was struck by humongous lightning - insert your own comment, as everyone else is busy doing just that. Taylor Lautner turned 21 - which happy event is currently trending at #8; the birthday bash included bowling and Kristen Stewart as guest. Congrats, Taylor! I hope the legally served beer was enjoyable. Our fair city is one of 5 US metro areas where there are way more single women than men - I guess that explains the singularly unappealing state of NY single men. In the same vein - our very own Brooklyn Botanical Garden is considered New York's most romantic location. Wow, could have fooled me, because every time I go there, it is full of local barbarians and their progeny, along with "inner city" kiddies and barbarian curses. Yea, I can see myself swooning in romantic embrace there.
Coffee this morning in my San Fran latte mug.
The latest issue of my monthly bible featured Dakota Fanning on the cover - and let me tell you, boys and girls, she looks mighty scary. The same publication also claims that 67% of guys do not mind leg stubble - mighty generous of them. And, finally, the publication released the information on Kardashians' 2 step-sisters who are ready to take on the world - world, get a bit more scared! Paparazzi got Kate's baby bump, and will release it, or rather the pictures of it, very shortly! Rejoice, oh world, because nobody saw a tall, skinny, 30 year old preggo in expensive clothes before! And this just in - Alec Baldwin's current wife is pregnant also, and, like Kate and Kim K, also due this summer - hell, where should we all hide this summer? Shortly after Pope announced his resignation, the Vatican was struck by humongous lightning - insert your own comment, as everyone else is busy doing just that. Taylor Lautner turned 21 - which happy event is currently trending at #8; the birthday bash included bowling and Kristen Stewart as guest. Congrats, Taylor! I hope the legally served beer was enjoyable. Our fair city is one of 5 US metro areas where there are way more single women than men - I guess that explains the singularly unappealing state of NY single men. In the same vein - our very own Brooklyn Botanical Garden is considered New York's most romantic location. Wow, could have fooled me, because every time I go there, it is full of local barbarians and their progeny, along with "inner city" kiddies and barbarian curses. Yea, I can see myself swooning in romantic embrace there.
Coffee this morning in my San Fran latte mug.
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
MORNING UPDATE, November 2, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! It's sunny outside, which is always welcome.
Happy Potter is trending at #3, because, despite everything, HP exhibition is due to open this Sunday in our fair city - well, we could sure use some magic from the muggle-loving wizards and witches. There is a young father making a case against breastfeeding, claiming that a switch to formula helped him and his wife "work on their marriage" - gosh, do I feel bad for the poor baby! Kristen Stewart admits to keeping the rings from the set of the movies because they are so important to her - sheesh, I would definitely think that becoming a high paid superstar (limited talent non-withstanding) would be something to remember. Macy's is running an Election Day sale - clear indication of a fantastic economic climate. Travel Channel is doing an hour of 21 Manly things to do - basically showing dangerous stunts that idiot males get up to and also how much meat they like to consume. 82,000 lb of walnuts were stolen in Northern California, and a man with a Russian accent is a primary suspect - what the hell is he going to do with all those nuts?
Coffee this morning in my Winnie and Friends mug that says "I generally have a small something now".
Happy Potter is trending at #3, because, despite everything, HP exhibition is due to open this Sunday in our fair city - well, we could sure use some magic from the muggle-loving wizards and witches. There is a young father making a case against breastfeeding, claiming that a switch to formula helped him and his wife "work on their marriage" - gosh, do I feel bad for the poor baby! Kristen Stewart admits to keeping the rings from the set of the movies because they are so important to her - sheesh, I would definitely think that becoming a high paid superstar (limited talent non-withstanding) would be something to remember. Macy's is running an Election Day sale - clear indication of a fantastic economic climate. Travel Channel is doing an hour of 21 Manly things to do - basically showing dangerous stunts that idiot males get up to and also how much meat they like to consume. 82,000 lb of walnuts were stolen in Northern California, and a man with a Russian accent is a primary suspect - what the hell is he going to do with all those nuts?
Coffee this morning in my Winnie and Friends mug that says "I generally have a small something now".
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