Good Morning, peep! Happy Tuesday! The weather is simply magnificent for a November day in NYC! Sniff and George are taking turns to enjoy the fresh air via the kitchen window.
Yesterday I sort of joined the 21st century, downloaded the Kindle app, and started using Amazon's services. Liberal a-holes in charge of our libraries, rejoice! You just delivered another customer to the greedy capitalist pig corporation!
The crazy upstairs is alive and very well.
Some kind of "bestselling author and and war-zone photographer" was telling a whole story about how she could not get a retail job in The Container Store - um, oh bright and genius writer and photographer, maybe working retail requires slightly different talents than the ones you displayed?
"Elizabeth Banks steals the show in dreamy gown" - a truly remarkable achievement!
"Chelsea Clinton on motherhood" - yea, considering what a shining example of motherhood she herself had growing up, good luck to her and to baby Charlotte!
Shailene Woodley might have a new boyfriends - eh, congratulations?
"What Americans crave more than sex" - sleep, baby, sleep!
"Calvin Klein calls size 10 model 'plus size'" - wow, am I surprised! You could have knocked me down with a feather!
"Male grooming tips" - "how to grow the perfect beard". Personally know a lot of people who can benefit from this advice.
"How to enroll in Obamacare" - oh, wait, wait, wait! It's not easy, cheap, and consumer-friendly? Wow!
Beyonce and Jay Z are hoping for a "Parisian pregnancy" - because, apparently, it is way different than, say, New York or LA pregnancy. Well, how about a Paris birth as well? Let them run their shenanigans in France.
According to some expert over at TMZ, Justin Bieber "could be a Pro Boxer" - I guess because he so looks the type.
And, finally, "Kaley Cuoco recycles her pink wedding dress" - who said you can't wear your wedding dress whenever the mood strikes?!
Coffee this morning in my Life is Delicious mug.
Showing posts with label #Shailene Woodley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #Shailene Woodley. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 26, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - May 9, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! I know that for most of you it's TGIF, but for me it's just a day off smile emoticon
The weather is still rainy, but not too bad.
Sniff found himself a new perch, of which is he very possessive - of course, George did not discover it yet; I see many a battle ahead.
Crazy upstairs woke up pretty late today, but still performed her usual routine.
Last week saw a nice guy perusing romance section in the library - I wonderwhy.
Shailene Woodley is drawing feminists' ire because she recently claimed that she is not one, because she likes men - good for you, Shailene. I don't like men, and I am still not a feminist.
Currently trending at #1 is Mark Wahlberg - because he is "set to produce reality pilot about MIT grads". I assume their job prospects and the reason for it would not be discussed.
Trending at # 8 is Jenny McCarthy - because she "clarifies her stance on vaccination". Why this woman is not arrested on the charged of public endangerment is beyond me - as well as trying to figure out how any parent could have listened to her sage advice.
Among the top bestselling products are Star Wars, Lipitor, Rubic's Cube, Harry Potter, I Phones, I Pads, Corolla, Michael Jackson, Play Stations, and Mario Bros. - interesting mix; quiet fascinating.
"Gisele wows in hemp gown" - because she has to prove to us, again and again, how important it is to be "environmentally friendly". The only information omitted was how much electricity is burned in order to photograph her in her always environmentally friendly threads.
Morissey was "mobbed by fans in concert" - I sincere hope none of them ate meat products prior to hugging their idol.
Mel Brooks admitted that he would not have been able to shoot Blazing Saddles today because of political correctness - which is beyond amusing as the whole idea of the movie was to make fun of racists.
"A new study links a wife's happiness to how her husband helps out around the house" - WOW! You needed a whole study for this?!!
Coffee this morning in my huge Pooh mug.
The weather is still rainy, but not too bad.
Sniff found himself a new perch, of which is he very possessive - of course, George did not discover it yet; I see many a battle ahead.
Crazy upstairs woke up pretty late today, but still performed her usual routine.
Last week saw a nice guy perusing romance section in the library - I wonderwhy.
Shailene Woodley is drawing feminists' ire because she recently claimed that she is not one, because she likes men - good for you, Shailene. I don't like men, and I am still not a feminist.
Currently trending at #1 is Mark Wahlberg - because he is "set to produce reality pilot about MIT grads". I assume their job prospects and the reason for it would not be discussed.
Trending at # 8 is Jenny McCarthy - because she "clarifies her stance on vaccination". Why this woman is not arrested on the charged of public endangerment is beyond me - as well as trying to figure out how any parent could have listened to her sage advice.
Among the top bestselling products are Star Wars, Lipitor, Rubic's Cube, Harry Potter, I Phones, I Pads, Corolla, Michael Jackson, Play Stations, and Mario Bros. - interesting mix; quiet fascinating.
"Gisele wows in hemp gown" - because she has to prove to us, again and again, how important it is to be "environmentally friendly". The only information omitted was how much electricity is burned in order to photograph her in her always environmentally friendly threads.
Morissey was "mobbed by fans in concert" - I sincere hope none of them ate meat products prior to hugging their idol.
Mel Brooks admitted that he would not have been able to shoot Blazing Saddles today because of political correctness - which is beyond amusing as the whole idea of the movie was to make fun of racists.
"A new study links a wife's happiness to how her husband helps out around the house" - WOW! You needed a whole study for this?!!
Coffee this morning in my huge Pooh mug.
MORNING UPDATE - March 13, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Hell, am I happy that I don't have to go anywhere today! It's 29 degrees and windy outside! Phil, you are very lucky I don't know how to drive, you effin groundhog! Cats decided that staying awake is not fun in this weather, and are now sleeping on our respective beds: George on Baby Bro's, and Sniff on mine (which makes perfect sense as George is officially his cat, and Sniffy is mine).
Jane Fonda came up with a new book on dealing with your teenagers - I assume she dedicated at least one chapter on her pride in being a traitor and getting away with it; that alone makes a great lesson for the future generations.
Currently trending at #6 is Joan Rivers - because she is selling off furniture from her country home. Fascinating, what can I say.
Two geniuses from Atlanta filed tax return using Eric Holder's info - how does it feel to be scammed, Mr. Attorney General? Mind you, the whole idea was to get his tax return - wonder how much that would be.
Actress Shailene Woodley is "not a fan of Twilight" - relax, lady! You got a role just as lucrative as Bella's, and, judging by the book sale numbers, you will rake just as much moola.
"How to squeeze the most from a Disney vacation" - oh, for pete's sake! Just enjoy yourself!
"How to eat iceberg lettuce" - this is a joke, right?
"Supermodel admits to weight struggles" - this is news why?
"Pet food goes organic, with prices to match" - stupid is as stupid does.
And, finally, Kate is "to raid" the Queen's jewels for her upcoming trip to Australia - that makes for quite an interesting picture.
No coffee today as it's fast day.
Jane Fonda came up with a new book on dealing with your teenagers - I assume she dedicated at least one chapter on her pride in being a traitor and getting away with it; that alone makes a great lesson for the future generations.
Currently trending at #6 is Joan Rivers - because she is selling off furniture from her country home. Fascinating, what can I say.
Two geniuses from Atlanta filed tax return using Eric Holder's info - how does it feel to be scammed, Mr. Attorney General? Mind you, the whole idea was to get his tax return - wonder how much that would be.
Actress Shailene Woodley is "not a fan of Twilight" - relax, lady! You got a role just as lucrative as Bella's, and, judging by the book sale numbers, you will rake just as much moola.
"How to squeeze the most from a Disney vacation" - oh, for pete's sake! Just enjoy yourself!
"How to eat iceberg lettuce" - this is a joke, right?
"Supermodel admits to weight struggles" - this is news why?
"Pet food goes organic, with prices to match" - stupid is as stupid does.
And, finally, Kate is "to raid" the Queen's jewels for her upcoming trip to Australia - that makes for quite an interesting picture.
No coffee today as it's fast day.
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