MORNING UPDATE - June 6, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! After enduring a few days of summer haze, we got another beautiful day outside! 
The battle for the superiority of the cat house is raging on, but George is still ahead of the game. 
The crazy upstairs is doing her usual - and I respond with the shredder-running and bubble wrap popping.
Happy National Donut Day! It is especially important to our people after 2 day marathon eating of cheesecakes, blintzes, cheese and lasagna!
D-Day is currently trending at # 4 - gee, am I surprised! It actually made it into top ten!
Breaking news! Her Supreme Disgustiness, Hilary Rodham Clinton, is going to grace my work place this coming Wednesday - very happy I would not be on duty that day, otherwise it would have definitely resulted in something involving rotten tomatoes.
Trending at #8 is Jane Fonda - who was "celebrated" or some such. Again, being a traitor pays.
Jennifer Lopez and her boy toy split up - my heart bleeds borsch.
"Tricks to staying comfy on a long flight" - you just get yourself a ticket in the first class.
"'Frozen' frenzy creates tourism boom in Norway" - Disney works its magic yet again!
Hayden Panetierre joins the long line of preggo celebs - awaiting for the photos of her maternity fashion with baited breath.
Denzel Washington is "eyeing" the remake of Magnificent Seven - another classic slated to be ruined.
Nothing new on the Bieber front.
Coffee this morning in my black glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE - March 13, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Hell, am I happy that I don't have to go anywhere today! It's 29 degrees and windy outside! Phil, you are very lucky I don't know how to drive, you effin groundhog! Cats decided that staying awake is not fun in this weather, and are now sleeping on our respective beds: George on Baby Bro's, and Sniff on mine (which makes perfect sense as George is officially his cat, and Sniffy is mine).
Jane Fonda came up with a new book on dealing with your teenagers - I assume she dedicated at least one chapter on her pride in being a traitor and getting away with it; that alone makes a great lesson for the future generations.
Currently trending at #6 is Joan Rivers - because she is selling off furniture from her country home. Fascinating, what can I say.
Two geniuses from Atlanta filed tax return using Eric Holder's info - how does it feel to be scammed, Mr. Attorney General? Mind you, the whole idea was to get his tax return - wonder how much that would be.
Actress Shailene Woodley is "not a fan of Twilight" - relax, lady! You got a role just as lucrative as Bella's, and, judging by the book sale numbers, you will rake just as much moola.
"How to squeeze the most from a Disney vacation" - oh, for pete's sake! Just enjoy yourself!
"How to eat iceberg lettuce" - this is a joke, right?
"Supermodel admits to weight struggles" - this is news why?
"Pet food goes organic, with prices to match" - stupid is as stupid does.
And, finally, Kate is "to raid" the Queen's jewels for her upcoming trip to Australia - that makes for quite an interesting picture.
No coffee today as it's fast day.