Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! It's hot, but not humid - not bad for August in NY.
This morning missed an opportunity of taking a great shot of our cats waiting for their breakfast - the scene was simply priceless.
Still did not refill our booze supplies.
Currently trending at #6 is Solange Knowles - because, after "rocking" the red carpet at the MTV VMAs, she was "MIA". Well, duh - Jay Z was there! I guess she did not feel like having another public fight.
Selena Gomez is at # 2 - for reasons unknown; but it looks like her fans are called "Selenators". This generation really scares me sometimes...
Scott Disick is at # 8 - because he "Insists He Is No Longer A Boozing Creeper". Look at the previous statement.
Kris Jenner is at # 9 because she and her grandkids "Do San Diego Zoo". My mom also took her grandkids to the zoo, but they did not "Do It", and, for some reasons, it did not make the news.
Eva Longoria is at # 10 - because she is scheduled to appear at in the three episodes of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. So it looks like she will take time out of her very busy schedule of campaigning for the rights of illegals and dedicate some of it to her mediocre acting.
In the news of hairdos is Justin Timberlake - who "shows highlights".
Latest wardrobe malfunction - Nicki Minaj at the above-mentioned VMAs.
"Police helicopter catches marriage proposal" - man, that must have been some proposal! Really hope she said "yes".
"Easy, foolproof mayo recipe" - go to the store, get a jar of Hellman's on sale.
"Justin Bieber was reportedly caught up in the shooting at Chris Brown's pre-VMA party" - since no one was really hurt at that bash, the world of music suffered tremendous loses.
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.
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Showing posts with label #Solange Knowles. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
Monday, June 01, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - June 25, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! It's getting hotter and hotter outside. Snow nibbled on her breakfast and left the rest for her competition.
I got a little scared when I thought my phone stopped taking pictures - then I realized that it is just totally confused about date and time, hence is just storing pictures out of order. Reginald, on the other hand, is not confused at all. He is firmly planted in NY, supplying with me Brooklyn weather reports.
Currently trending at # 1 is Solange Knowles - because she is engaged to someone named Alan Ferguson. Congratulations! Let's hope Beyonce will not beat him up in a elevator one of these days.
The creator of cronut came up with a new summer treat - quick! Hide it from parteigenosse Michelle! Especially if you consider that her hubby just escaped her clutches go get himself a burrito.
"Gosling's heartthrob road" - got to really delve into this one as the reason for his being a heartthrob still escapes me.
Queen Elizabeth visited the iron throne from the Game of Thrones - but refused to "try it on for size". I sort of don't blame her.
"Do we really need a law to ban tiger selfies?" - according to our dear NY state legislators, we apparently do. They are trying to protect people from stupidity - but who will protect us from the stupidity of the public servants?
And speaking of so-called public servants - in honor of the 50th anniversary of the Civil Rights Act Boehner, Pelosi, McConnell and Read had a "Kumbaya on The Hill". Well, at least once in a blue moon they are useful as we all got a good laugh out of this one.
"Tips for buying a new TV" - who in the world is still buying TVs?!
And, finally, Bieber was spotted buying expensive jewelry for Selena -whatever rocks their boat.
I got a little scared when I thought my phone stopped taking pictures - then I realized that it is just totally confused about date and time, hence is just storing pictures out of order. Reginald, on the other hand, is not confused at all. He is firmly planted in NY, supplying with me Brooklyn weather reports.
Currently trending at # 1 is Solange Knowles - because she is engaged to someone named Alan Ferguson. Congratulations! Let's hope Beyonce will not beat him up in a elevator one of these days.
The creator of cronut came up with a new summer treat - quick! Hide it from parteigenosse Michelle! Especially if you consider that her hubby just escaped her clutches go get himself a burrito.
"Gosling's heartthrob road" - got to really delve into this one as the reason for his being a heartthrob still escapes me.
Queen Elizabeth visited the iron throne from the Game of Thrones - but refused to "try it on for size". I sort of don't blame her.
"Do we really need a law to ban tiger selfies?" - according to our dear NY state legislators, we apparently do. They are trying to protect people from stupidity - but who will protect us from the stupidity of the public servants?
And speaking of so-called public servants - in honor of the 50th anniversary of the Civil Rights Act Boehner, Pelosi, McConnell and Read had a "Kumbaya on The Hill". Well, at least once in a blue moon they are useful as we all got a good laugh out of this one.
"Tips for buying a new TV" - who in the world is still buying TVs?!
And, finally, Bieber was spotted buying expensive jewelry for Selena -whatever rocks their boat.
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - May 13, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! This is the first report that I am producing on my new computer - thank you, Baby Bro! You are simply the best brother in the whole wide world!
The weather is almost appropriate for the middle of May - enjoying every single drop of it.
George is the almost undisputed king of the cat house and the air conditioner box. Sniff deserves a huge round of applause - he managed to get out from under the sink cabinet all on his own yesterday! And today he played a mashgiah to our super.
Yesterday was assigned to organizing the chess section - which exercise proved that the chess aficionados are just as much the swine as the rest of our customers.
Currently trending at #1 is Bruce Jenner - because he sent flowers for his ex for the Mother's Day! Aww, how delightful! Especially considering how wonderful the kiddies turned out...
In other news from the upper echelons of our society - Solange Knowles beat up her dear brother in law in an elevator, after which the loving sisters had a split, after which Solange went over her Instagram and purged the images of Beyonce from it.
In related story - the list of the 5 hotels that "won't leak your elevator footage" .
In unrelated news - a lone wolf in Oregon, who seems to have left his pack in 2011, may have finally found himself a mate, in search of whom he traveled thousands of miles. Mazal Tov, oh-no-longer-lonely wolf from Oregon!
No news for Bieber today.
Kate has officially cut her hair!
And, finally, in the last year, Americans topped the French as the wine consumers - I think I might have contributed a bit to that one.
Coffee this morning in my Life is Delicious mug.
The weather is almost appropriate for the middle of May - enjoying every single drop of it.
George is the almost undisputed king of the cat house and the air conditioner box. Sniff deserves a huge round of applause - he managed to get out from under the sink cabinet all on his own yesterday! And today he played a mashgiah to our super.
Yesterday was assigned to organizing the chess section - which exercise proved that the chess aficionados are just as much the swine as the rest of our customers.
Currently trending at #1 is Bruce Jenner - because he sent flowers for his ex for the Mother's Day! Aww, how delightful! Especially considering how wonderful the kiddies turned out...
In other news from the upper echelons of our society - Solange Knowles beat up her dear brother in law in an elevator, after which the loving sisters had a split, after which Solange went over her Instagram and purged the images of Beyonce from it.
In related story - the list of the 5 hotels that "won't leak your elevator footage" .
In unrelated news - a lone wolf in Oregon, who seems to have left his pack in 2011, may have finally found himself a mate, in search of whom he traveled thousands of miles. Mazal Tov, oh-no-longer-lonely wolf from Oregon!
No news for Bieber today.
Kate has officially cut her hair!
And, finally, in the last year, Americans topped the French as the wine consumers - I think I might have contributed a bit to that one.
Coffee this morning in my Life is Delicious mug.
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