The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

MORNING UPDATE - May 13, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! This is the first report that I am producing on my new computer - thank you, Baby Bro! You are simply the best brother in the whole wide world!
The weather is almost appropriate for the middle of May - enjoying every single drop of it.
George is the almost undisputed king of the cat house and the air conditioner box. Sniff deserves a huge round of applause - he managed to get out from under the sink cabinet all on his own yesterday! And today he played a mashgiah to our super.
Yesterday was assigned to organizing the chess section - which exercise proved that the chess aficionados are just as much the swine as the rest of our customers.
Currently trending at #1 is Bruce Jenner - because he sent flowers for his ex for the Mother's Day! Aww, how delightful! Especially considering how wonderful the kiddies turned out...
In other news from the upper echelons of our society - Solange Knowles beat up her dear brother in law in an elevator, after which the loving sisters had a split, after which Solange went over her Instagram and purged the images of Beyonce from it.
In related story - the list of the 5 hotels that "won't leak your elevator footage" .
In unrelated news - a lone wolf in Oregon, who seems to have left his pack in 2011, may have finally found himself a mate, in search of whom he traveled thousands of miles. Mazal Tov, oh-no-longer-lonely wolf from Oregon!
No news for Bieber today.
Kate has officially cut her hair!
And, finally, in the last year, Americans topped the French as the wine consumers - I think I might have contributed a bit to that one.
Coffee this morning in my Life is Delicious mug.

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