Ode to human folly, irony of life, and the pleasure of being alive
The Best Motto
Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!
Friday, July 12, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - JULY 11
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather is New York summer, @#%&! Feline companions are doing their usual extra sleeping - this time in Baby Bro's room. Also, Sniff has no sense of self-preservation - his battle wound was fresh once again last night. According to my intelligence sources, CVS stores in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts no longer offer tobacco for sale, only the smocking secession products - did Bloomberg get to them as well? Someone actually bought a 30 seconds ad sport on CBS; the ad was against Obamacare - nice job! Khloe Kardashian is trending at #1 right now because she was defending her hubby after his recent dust-up with paparazzi - aw, how wifely and domestic of her! Yet another hairdo made the news - this time it was none other than our dear Hilary Rodham Clinton! Well, the cut itself is a great improvement over what she had before, but she still looks butt ugly - and it has nothing to do with her physical features. According to Laura Prepon, her former co-stars Mila and Ashton would definitely get married - let's hope Ashton is not going to cheat on Mila after they walk down the isle. A dude in Tennessee got robbed after an attractive woman showed up and wanted to skinny dip in his pool - I hate to say it, but if it ain't broke, why change it? It worked from the beginning of time and still delivers. A Saudi princess living in California was arrested for human trafficking - why the hell was she living in Orange County and not Riyadh? And, finally, it looks like Will wants to break the official protocol and call his grandma on an encrypted phone line as soon as the baby is born, instead of the usual complicated rigmarole - this is what comes out of marrying a commoner. Coffee this morning in my Chivas glass.