The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!
Showing posts with label #Denzel Washington. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #Denzel Washington. Show all posts

Monday, June 01, 2015

MORNING UPDATE - June 6, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! After enduring a few days of summer haze, we got another beautiful day outside! 
The battle for the superiority of the cat house is raging on, but George is still ahead of the game. 
The crazy upstairs is doing her usual - and I respond with the shredder-running and bubble wrap popping.
Happy National Donut Day! It is especially important to our people after 2 day marathon eating of cheesecakes, blintzes, cheese and lasagna!
D-Day is currently trending at # 4 - gee, am I surprised! It actually made it into top ten!
Breaking news! Her Supreme Disgustiness, Hilary Rodham Clinton, is going to grace my work place this coming Wednesday - very happy I would not be on duty that day, otherwise it would have definitely resulted in something involving rotten tomatoes.
Trending at #8 is Jane Fonda - who was "celebrated" or some such. Again, being a traitor pays.
Jennifer Lopez and her boy toy split up - my heart bleeds borsch.
"Tricks to staying comfy on a long flight" - you just get yourself a ticket in the first class.
"'Frozen' frenzy creates tourism boom in Norway" - Disney works its magic yet again!
Hayden Panetierre joins the long line of preggo celebs - awaiting for the photos of her maternity fashion with baited breath.
Denzel Washington is "eyeing" the remake of Magnificent Seven - another classic slated to be ruined.
Nothing new on the Bieber front.
Coffee this morning in my black glass from Target.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

MORNING UPDATE - December 25

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! It's bloody cold outside, so I am very happy about my day off, hence the ability to stay inside the whole day smile emoticon
Sniff is back to hugging his trusty bathroom pipe, and George is back in his huge Amazon box (minus the trophy mouse). Both of them are also diligently "working" on the new couch.
The crazy upstairs is busy again.
Matt Damon is gracing the cover of the latest issue of Men's Health, so I assume that he still did not chow down on his moccasins.
Currently trending at #1 is Woody Harrelson - because he claims that his company invented a kind of paper that saves trees. As long as is he not issued a government grant for that, or the government does not force anyone to buy this latest wonder, Woody is free to amuse himself as much as he wants.
Trending at #2 is Denzel Washington - because the rumors are flying of him playing Lex Luthor in the Batman vs. Superman movie. Political correctness continues to amuse.
Trending at #8 is Avril Lavigne - because she got a "makeunder" by Allure, and you can now see her "without her signature eye makeup". Gosh, I can't wait to see that!
Speaking of which, Rockettes were also willing to share their make up tips - run to get them before they change their minds!
"Moment that made Justin Bieber break down" - only one moment? Against all the headaches he has been giving for the past few years?
"Which Stars Made Santa's Naughty and Nice Lists" - wow! I did not know that celebrity reporters are in direct contact with St. Nick!
And, finally, Us Magazine can tell you all the details about Georgie's first Christmas.
Coffee this morning in my personalized WB store NY mug - with Godivas I got from my secret Santa at work.