The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Monday, June 01, 2015

MORNING UPDATE - June 6, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! After enduring a few days of summer haze, we got another beautiful day outside! 
The battle for the superiority of the cat house is raging on, but George is still ahead of the game. 
The crazy upstairs is doing her usual - and I respond with the shredder-running and bubble wrap popping.
Happy National Donut Day! It is especially important to our people after 2 day marathon eating of cheesecakes, blintzes, cheese and lasagna!
D-Day is currently trending at # 4 - gee, am I surprised! It actually made it into top ten!
Breaking news! Her Supreme Disgustiness, Hilary Rodham Clinton, is going to grace my work place this coming Wednesday - very happy I would not be on duty that day, otherwise it would have definitely resulted in something involving rotten tomatoes.
Trending at #8 is Jane Fonda - who was "celebrated" or some such. Again, being a traitor pays.
Jennifer Lopez and her boy toy split up - my heart bleeds borsch.
"Tricks to staying comfy on a long flight" - you just get yourself a ticket in the first class.
"'Frozen' frenzy creates tourism boom in Norway" - Disney works its magic yet again!
Hayden Panetierre joins the long line of preggo celebs - awaiting for the photos of her maternity fashion with baited breath.
Denzel Washington is "eyeing" the remake of Magnificent Seven - another classic slated to be ruined.
Nothing new on the Bieber front.
Coffee this morning in my black glass from Target.

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