MORNING UPDATE - April 27, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! The weather is just a tad strange - continued difference of 20 degrees between day and night, plus the constant threat of torrential rain and thunder - yippee. 
Happy Belated Birthday to our mom and Baby Bro! And thank you, Skype, for reminding me about my brother's, by the way - because I was so in danger of forgetting it otherwise.
There is a new potential bestseller in the market - Alicia Silverstone wrote about being a "Kind Mama", which masterpiece proved irrevocably that it's unkind to children to allow nutjobs to procreate.
Meanwhile, on the local front, our building swine made it impossible not only to go into the incinerator room, but to close the doors as well. And a few days ago someone was cooking a broth from bones one can only assume were in deep freeze since the Bush Senior Administration.
George Clooney is engaged!!! Wow! After all his explanations of why he never wants to get married! Will just have to wait and see how long this spectacle is going to last.
Currently trending at # 2 is Grumpy Cat - because she appeared on the American Idol. Color me biased, but I think she was the best looking of all the judges.
Trending at # 7 is Channing Tatum - because it's his 34th birthday. Well, considering that 34 is not a special number, I assume number 7 is OK to mention the birthday of the sexiest man alive..
"Jennifer Lopez celebrates curves on song" - considering that hers aren't all that real, I am really not all that impressed.
"Big surge in Americans renouncing their citizenship" - please, the more the merrier! Hopefully, every single liberal to follow.
"Kate Upton displays figure as she models for lingerie" - how, um, profound!
Coffee this morning in cute cup with lavender that my mom gave me for Micheloach Manot this year.

MORNING UPDATE - JULY 2

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather is usual for July in New York - which is: if you can walk on the street without suffocating or being drenched by torrential rain, you are fine.
Sniff went on a walk yesterday, but only stayed in the hallway - the great big outdoors scare him. George abandoned his amazon box and is now occupying a more snug box from the toilet paper.
The main fun of watching any kind of Western is to see women having shotguns at the ready and firing them at different kind of human scum.
Alicia Silverstone is trending at #3 because she launched a breast milk sharing program for vegan moms - how about launching a common sense initiative?
Jennifer Lawrence has committed her first fashion faux pas - and at a fashion show, of all places! Well, her pants were ridiculous, but at least she was dressed.
Kristen Stewart, on the other hand, was supposedly dazzling when she showed up "after keeping a low profile for months", while R-Patz was "spotted with a redhead" - twi-hearts definitely got their final hopes dashed.
Selena Gomez "got emotional" when she found out that her single became #1 - I am also emotional at the thought of horrible taste that our youth has.
Kaley Cuoco is dating the latest Superman, otherwise known as Henry Cavill - I don't know if this is funny for anyone not watching The Big Bang Theory, but it's hilarious to me.
Avril Lavingne's wedding festivities went on all night - did not know that she or her husband are chassidish.
No coffee yet as we mysteriously run out of milk last night.