The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Saturday, August 31, 2013


Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather is, well, August-y. George was extra cuddly last night, kept head-butting my hand and licking my arm and elbow. He ate his brunch almost without complaining and is now sleeping on my bed - this time hugging Sylvia Day's "Bared To You". Sniff spent most of the night in the cat house after being evicted from Baby Bro's pillow, gave us his usual I Am The Master Of The Universe looks in the morning, tried the new Amazon box on for size, and is now prowling the apartment and looking like an old Egyptian deity once again.
Last night we had to activate the Emergency Tea Kettle.
My inbox had offers not only from Christian Mingle (which is not new), but also from Latino Singles - which is. Curioser and curioser.
Lamar Odom was in top ten the whole day yesterday - he kept changing the position, so to speak, but he was always there. Today, however, he is suspiciously absent - what the heck happened?
"Why chicken prices are rising" - well, trying to keep to the printable language here...Because we have the worst President in the history of our country! But, no!! According to the people in the know (ready for it) McDonald's is to blame - because they decided to introduce chicken wings to their menu! Brilliant, simply brilliant!
If you want to look younger, try to eliminate salt from your diet - thanks, but no thanks.
Yet another hairdo made the news - this time it's Hayden Panettiere! Another one who got unflattering bangs plus bleached blonde look - I think she should fire her stylist.
Another celeb who should fire her stylist is Cate Blanchett - who is drawing fire for her spidery dress.
"When to book holiday travel" - when you can actually afford it.
"Foods you are eating wrong" - come again?
"Justin Bieber - His Shirtless Disease Is Spreading" - oy, gevalt!
And, finally, according to Hollywood Life, "Prince George Is Bringing Kate Middleton & Mom Closer Together" - duh!!!!
Coffee this morning in my black glass from Target.

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