Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The weather is not the best, but definitely decent for NY August.
Got the best friends around!!!! They got me gun-lovers flippies!!!! Now hiding them from the shoe-eating cat otherwise known as Mr. Sniffles - who spent the night in the cat house, ate, drunk, and is now snoozing there again. George decided lately that he prefers the couch - where he is resting at present.
Almost boiled the tea kettle today - it has been a whole month since my last attempt to do so - progress!
Trending at #1: Kendall Jenner; it looks like she and her sister Kylie are "Out of Control With Their Partying" - well, they are just following the fine family traditions; who can blame them?
Trending at #2: Kristen Stewart - it looks like both her and R-Patz "Won Big at Teen Choice Awards" and did not show up for the ceremony. Well, teens should really find more interesting people to swoon about - and yes, I know that most, if not all of them, are dead, but still....
Selena Gomez did attend The Awards ceremony - in a dress with two huge slits. My previous statement stands.
Trending at #6 is an eighth grade exam from 1912 which basically shows how far our educational system has fallen. Hurray for the Department of Education, Teacher's Unions, coddling the poor, persecuted minorities, especially of the illegal variety, and the general idiocy of the political correctness!
Trending at #9: a rodeo clown in Missouri used an Obama mask, mocked our dear Embarrassment-in-Chief, and now "draws criticisms" - I guess it's only OK when you mock Republicans.
Judge in Tennessee changed baby's name from Messiah to Martin, sighting that only one person earned that name - that, in my opinion, is an over-reach of the humongous proportions. Since when is the government in charge of how you name your children?
A "noted" anthropologist from Rutgers claims that there are scientific reasons of why people fall in love - lady, seriously! An anthropologist?!!! Give me a break!
Pictures "surfaced" of Bieber in his birthday suite, "cradling a guitar" - where are good shrinks when you need them, along with the some men in white carrying straight jackets?
And, finally, Will and Kate are planning to release "family snapshots" of Georgie instead of official portraits - come on, he is a baby! Just tell people to stuff is either way!
Coffee this morning in my blue wine glass from Target.