The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Friday, August 02, 2013


Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather continues to pleasantly surprise - second night without a/c! Felines are unusually undemanding this morning - also shocked due to unusual weather? Dad and Baby Bro attempted, once again, to trim George's claws: cat -3, humans - 0. 
Crazy upstairs is up to her usual.
No new developments on the incinerator front reported.
Pauley Perette "rocked" a t-shirt that proclaimed her love for her job - duh! Nobody heard about her before NCIS, so why wouldn't she love her job?
Blackhawks fans were very angry at Bieber for stepping on the team's logo while taking pictures, so they stepped on the picture of him and also made a snapshot of it - which one of these is more moronic is open for debate.
The old conspiracy theory of JFK being accidentally shot by secret service is revisited - which is still boring comparing to what our current president provides us with as fodder for conspiracy theories.
Farmers who farm non-organically are 50% more susceptible to depression - as opposed to people who are too concerned with nonsense and are 100% more susceptible to being full of hot air.
There are rumors of Kanye and Kim getting engaged - well, in this case it's the usual order of things among modern people: shacking up, having a baby, then thinking of maybe getting engaged, maybe getting married, and then almost inevitable getting divorced. Who said these celebs are not in touch with regular people?
And, finally, as announced, Will got his 2 weeks paternity leave - and the public is awaiting with baited breath for the news of a first diaper change performed by the prince personally.
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.

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