The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

MORNING UPDATE - May 20, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather is simply fabulous! Kitties decided to ambush me by the shower door - what precisely they needed, though, still remains a mystery. And yesterday they both run to greet me after work - which more than made up for the absence of cold beer.
Yesterday had to deal with a customer who demanded to see the summer reading list.
"Kimye Wedding countdown: a Look Back at Kanye West' Old Flames" - spare me both, please!
"What a Godzilla expert thinks about the new film" - there is such a thing as Godzilla expert? Wow, live and learn!
"Horoscope inspired trips" - gullible moron alert.
Charlize Theron is officially romantically involved with Sean Penn - paging local psychiatric hotline.
"China bans Windows 8 on government computers" - just because they can.
A "transit nerd" took his girl on the tour of Manhattan underground in order to propose - very romantic.
Speaking of romance, Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton "are not banging" - phew! What a load off!
And, finally, Vogue was talking about Kate Upton and the "return of the bosom"; return of the brains and class - not so much.
Coffee this morning in my wavy glass from the Amaretto set.

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