Wednesday, June 24, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, July 9, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! Wishing you a fantastic week filled with His blessings! Three weeks started - let's hope this time around our people will remember why we are in exile. As you can see, my computer did not go dark - thank Gd! Also, my next door neighbor told me that we had break-ins just couple of days ago, and that I should make sure and lock my door properly - I do; and I also got the mezuzah. Recently re-discovered the fact that there is a beach 2 stations away from my house - and I have been avoiding it due to barbarian infestation...well, to hell with it - I live here too! And, once again, the only bodies that resemble the models belong to teenagers. My niece told me that I am cool because she loves everything I have - draw your own conclusions. The cover for the new Rowling book was unveiled recently - after Harry Potter, not really interested.
MORNING UPDATE, July 10, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! I feel very accomplished this morning as I finally zeroed in on a source of mysterious stink in the kitchen and eliminated it. George continues to sleep in the bathtub. Saw a Mormon church in Chelsea yesterday - interesting, that. Also, it looks like I missed a no-bra day yesterday - honestly, I have no idea what idiot feminists have against this piece of unmentionable wear...unless they are all A cups.
This just in - mutual empathy is a key to a happy marriage..well, duh!!! Cruise/Holmes fight is all about custody of Suri - duh again. "A breakfast item left uneaten by Prince Charles on the day he married Diana is going under the hammer" - oh, for effs sakes! I just ate breakfast. Denise Rich gave up her US citizenship to save on taxes - please, Father, all ungrateful, America-hating, self-proclaimed liberal and progressive swine to follow shortly!
This just in - mutual empathy is a key to a happy marriage..well, duh!!! Cruise/Holmes fight is all about custody of Suri - duh again. "A breakfast item left uneaten by Prince Charles on the day he married Diana is going under the hammer" - oh, for effs sakes! I just ate breakfast. Denise Rich gave up her US citizenship to save on taxes - please, Father, all ungrateful, America-hating, self-proclaimed liberal and progressive swine to follow shortly!
MORNING UPDATE, July 11, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The apartment is still stinky - kind of like the remnants of 111th Congress.
Don't keep your social security card in your wallet - duh! it says on it to sigh and keep in your wallet - do the exact opposite of what federal bureaucrats tell you, and you are safe. Plus, don't keep a stack of receipts in your purse - empty is out each night; basically, OCD pays. 9/11 was the most "powerful event in TV history" - really, that is all it was? Jessica Biel claimed that her fiancé has better taste than her - ah, Jessica, we should all have your problems and concerns. Houston is the best city to "stretch your buck" - a bit tempted to move to Texas, but refuse to surrender my position to libtards and invading barbarian scum.
Don't keep your social security card in your wallet - duh! it says on it to sigh and keep in your wallet - do the exact opposite of what federal bureaucrats tell you, and you are safe. Plus, don't keep a stack of receipts in your purse - empty is out each night; basically, OCD pays. 9/11 was the most "powerful event in TV history" - really, that is all it was? Jessica Biel claimed that her fiancé has better taste than her - ah, Jessica, we should all have your problems and concerns. Houston is the best city to "stretch your buck" - a bit tempted to move to Texas, but refuse to surrender my position to libtards and invading barbarian scum.
MORNING UPDATE, July 12, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday!
The stink is slowly disappearing - hopefully, the same will happen to the stink left by the 111th Congress. Vera Wang split with her husband - hopefully, her gowns will not jinx its wearers. And the "stirring controversy" pictures from Will and Kate's honeymoon surfaced, showing her in black bikini and him in flowery swimming trunks - I guess they wanted to give the finger to the Muslims terrorizing the Brits; and what better way to do this than that? A couple right here in Brooklyn found a comfortable way to live in a 240 sq feet apartment - gosh, who loves Brooklyn that much? Miley got a new tattoo - circuses, here we go. TNT is re-running old Charmed episodes - good trips down memory lane, since you can see the bands popular in your salad days; case in point - Cranberries are on. A woman in TX owes $179,596 for constantly zipping past toll booths - lady, even dealing with a-holes usually manning toll booths is worth not paying that much money to the government! And a man flew through the sunroof of his car without suffering any injuries - hello, Clark Kent!
The stink is slowly disappearing - hopefully, the same will happen to the stink left by the 111th Congress. Vera Wang split with her husband - hopefully, her gowns will not jinx its wearers. And the "stirring controversy" pictures from Will and Kate's honeymoon surfaced, showing her in black bikini and him in flowery swimming trunks - I guess they wanted to give the finger to the Muslims terrorizing the Brits; and what better way to do this than that? A couple right here in Brooklyn found a comfortable way to live in a 240 sq feet apartment - gosh, who loves Brooklyn that much? Miley got a new tattoo - circuses, here we go. TNT is re-running old Charmed episodes - good trips down memory lane, since you can see the bands popular in your salad days; case in point - Cranberries are on. A woman in TX owes $179,596 for constantly zipping past toll booths - lady, even dealing with a-holes usually manning toll booths is worth not paying that much money to the government! And a man flew through the sunroof of his car without suffering any injuries - hello, Clark Kent!
MORNING UPDATE, July 13, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! I realized yesterday that I decided to impersonate Professor Horatio Smith and lost Thursday.
New Twilight footage was released - stand by for hordes of swooning teen girls. Katie Holmes stepped out in leather pants and high heels - stand by for hordes of swooning middle-aged men. Demi Moor's real name is Demetria - the said piece of knowledge is much more useful to modern youth than the understanding of The Bill of Rights. Jolie twins turned 4 yesterday and already well traveled - at least they traveled on their parents' dime, unlike Malia and Sasha, who are well traveled on ours. Justin Bieber earned less than Taylor Swift - I guess he should have kept his long hair. Giant sinkhole near Colorado mountain turned out to be caused by a rail road tunnel that was abandoned more than 100 years ago - I shudder to think what damage Comrade Obama's garbage will cause 100 years hence. Fastest cars for 2013 are Bugatti, Ferrari, and Dodge - I still prefer Hammers and Jaguars; color me strange.
New Twilight footage was released - stand by for hordes of swooning teen girls. Katie Holmes stepped out in leather pants and high heels - stand by for hordes of swooning middle-aged men. Demi Moor's real name is Demetria - the said piece of knowledge is much more useful to modern youth than the understanding of The Bill of Rights. Jolie twins turned 4 yesterday and already well traveled - at least they traveled on their parents' dime, unlike Malia and Sasha, who are well traveled on ours. Justin Bieber earned less than Taylor Swift - I guess he should have kept his long hair. Giant sinkhole near Colorado mountain turned out to be caused by a rail road tunnel that was abandoned more than 100 years ago - I shudder to think what damage Comrade Obama's garbage will cause 100 years hence. Fastest cars for 2013 are Bugatti, Ferrari, and Dodge - I still prefer Hammers and Jaguars; color me strange.
MORNING UPDATE, July 15, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Wishing all of you a fantastic week filled with His blessings! I finally got an a/c in my bedroom - Thank You, Hashem! And thank you, dad, for getting and installing it!:) Now my feline companions are thoroughly confused: their fave window and window sill are completely transformed, and, most distressingly, the door was closed! After pathetic meowing, the door was opened, felines let in, and the door promptly closed, which produced another wave of confusion - the said confusion still present and hard to deal with.
And now, for the earth-shattering news: Charlie Sheen quits Twitter - stop the presses! LA is the worst city for the traffic jams - color me extremely surprised. There are 5 hybrid cars on the market to skip - if you ask me, skip all the hybrids. Wedding registries are mostly filled with things couples will never use - color me surprised yet again. And some kind of posh British designer claimed that Diana's wedding gown was hideous - dude, it was the 80s, for effs sake! All clothes were hideous - and I would gladly wear them if we get the same leaders that USA and Britain had in the 80s.
And now, for the earth-shattering news: Charlie Sheen quits Twitter - stop the presses! LA is the worst city for the traffic jams - color me extremely surprised. There are 5 hybrid cars on the market to skip - if you ask me, skip all the hybrids. Wedding registries are mostly filled with things couples will never use - color me surprised yet again. And some kind of posh British designer claimed that Diana's wedding gown was hideous - dude, it was the 80s, for effs sake! All clothes were hideous - and I would gladly wear them if we get the same leaders that USA and Britain had in the 80s.
MORNING UPDATE, July 16, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! Due to improved sleeping conditions, yours truly overslept for second morning in a row. Poor George, on the other hand, completely traumatized by the new door arrangements, just gave up on trying to get into the bedroom and slept on the guest mattress. Curry is doggedly working on demolishing the third window blind. And Twitter decided that I would like to follow Bill Maher - dear Twitter, I usually need a spittoon after just looking at him.
Jessica Biel is now a brunette - for whatever reason, she looks better than blond. Our dear mockery of a Secretary of State was pelted with tomatoes - couldn't have happened to a better person. "Gang truce cuts country's homicide rates in half" - deport all the illegal members of the gangs, and see what happens next. Women over 40 are running more health risks than men partially because they usually end up being caregivers - another sign of Y-chromosome's selfishness and uselessness. Retailer's secret - designer bags in the outlets are of lower quality - oh, bummer! Kim Kardashian looks better in leather pants than Katie Holmes - such useful news during the election year.
Jessica Biel is now a brunette - for whatever reason, she looks better than blond. Our dear mockery of a Secretary of State was pelted with tomatoes - couldn't have happened to a better person. "Gang truce cuts country's homicide rates in half" - deport all the illegal members of the gangs, and see what happens next. Women over 40 are running more health risks than men partially because they usually end up being caregivers - another sign of Y-chromosome's selfishness and uselessness. Retailer's secret - designer bags in the outlets are of lower quality - oh, bummer! Kim Kardashian looks better in leather pants than Katie Holmes - such useful news during the election year.
MORNING UPDATE, July 17, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Feline companions decided that sleeping in a room with noisy apparatus is not fun, and only come in in the morning for the usual petting sessions. Which brings me to the next topic: there is a town in Alaska who has a cat for a mayor, so I hear by officially nominate George Hamilton for a mayor of NYC. He is loyal, has no vices, and will not tell anyone how to live and what to eat.
A dude in Minnesota accidentally destroyed his 40,000 sq ft lawn - and here I thought that killing a cactus was an all time achievement. Anne Hathaway attended the premier of The Dark Knight in a "daring" gown - she is playing the Cat Woman, duh! A wealthy couple in Florida has a house with 9 kitchens - let me guess: meat, dairy, pareve, Pesach meat, Pesach dairy, Pesach pareve, one non-kosher for live-in help...OK, I give up - what are the remaining 2 for? McDonalds is the most popular fast food chain in US, with DD being #7, and Starbucks is #3 - wait, since when is Starbucks a fast food chain? Dollar stores are gaining enormous popularity and attracting upscale shoppers - a fine testament to the state of our economy. And a South African version of Marie Claire airbrushed Kate's picture - you could have knocked me down with an f, I am so surprised!
MORNING UPDATE, July 18, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! Feline companions are slowly getting used to the strange noisy machine and returning at night. George Hamilton is still running for the Mayor of NY; after winning this election, he will run on the VP ticket with the cat who is currently the Mayor in Alaska - just see how quickly our country will prosper.
Rupert Grint is supposed to carry the Olympic torch - Hogwarts uniform not included. FDA approved yet another weight loss drug - ambulance chasers are hiring an army of under-paid underlings in preparation for the future mega lawsuits. The pictures of the new boyfriend of J. Lo just "surfaced" - may I just say ugly? "Global warming denials got new ammunition" - well, duh!! A dude drowned his buddy's BMW - real test of manly friendship. And a young star buys a home with waterfall in the backyard - waiting for the lectures on our horrific carbon footprints from the said star any day or sooner.
Rupert Grint is supposed to carry the Olympic torch - Hogwarts uniform not included. FDA approved yet another weight loss drug - ambulance chasers are hiring an army of under-paid underlings in preparation for the future mega lawsuits. The pictures of the new boyfriend of J. Lo just "surfaced" - may I just say ugly? "Global warming denials got new ammunition" - well, duh!! A dude drowned his buddy's BMW - real test of manly friendship. And a young star buys a home with waterfall in the backyard - waiting for the lectures on our horrific carbon footprints from the said star any day or sooner.
MORNING UPDAT, July 19, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! "A disturbed man with long ties to Muslims" blew up a bus full of Israeli teenagers - news worthy of the sixth spot on the search list. #1 - Emmy nominees are announced, and Mad Men are leading the pack; no comment. Jay Leno had Newt and Snooki on last night - gosh, what a show did I miss! Mila Kunis claims it was a horrible idea to pose provocatively while still in school - my heart bleeds borsch for her troubles. There is also a protracted discussion on Willow Smith's past and present wardrobe - circuses, here we come. And yesterday I found out that Justin Bieber has a ladies' perfume on the market - be still, my heart.
MORNING UPDATE, July 22, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Wishing all you of a fantastic week filled with his blessings!
Al Capone's house is on the market; he bought it for 40,000 - it is now worth 10 mil - all I can think of is inflation. Toni Robbins is in "hot water" because 21 people got burned on hot coals during a "motivational exercise" - stupid is as stupid does. GM is making some kind of "funky" cars that you can't get in the US - interesting, that, especially considering the "stimulus"...And, of course, plenty of tips on how to save on a/c - the only thing that makes sense to me would be moving to Alaska.
Al Capone's house is on the market; he bought it for 40,000 - it is now worth 10 mil - all I can think of is inflation. Toni Robbins is in "hot water" because 21 people got burned on hot coals during a "motivational exercise" - stupid is as stupid does. GM is making some kind of "funky" cars that you can't get in the US - interesting, that, especially considering the "stimulus"...And, of course, plenty of tips on how to save on a/c - the only thing that makes sense to me would be moving to Alaska.
MORNING UPDATE, July 23, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday!
There is world's tiniest house that is 1 sq ft and accommodates one person - I guess for enviro waco bachelor. Our dear mockery of a President visited Colorado - where is the spittoon when you need one? And there are "myths about saving gas" - bio fuels being the first of them. And then there are dorm room essentials - cleanliness, for some reason, is not on the list. And Charlize Theron is "not embarrassed of nudity" - another one we could really be proud of. Bangladesh is the largest country to never win an Olympic medal - and that should bother me why?
There is world's tiniest house that is 1 sq ft and accommodates one person - I guess for enviro waco bachelor. Our dear mockery of a President visited Colorado - where is the spittoon when you need one? And there are "myths about saving gas" - bio fuels being the first of them. And then there are dorm room essentials - cleanliness, for some reason, is not on the list. And Charlize Theron is "not embarrassed of nudity" - another one we could really be proud of. Bangladesh is the largest country to never win an Olympic medal - and that should bother me why?
MORNING UPDATE, July 24, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Happy Birthday to Amelia Earhart!
People who are looking for peace and quiet are recommended to avoid Coney Island - no kidding! Tom Cruise's son is sporting a new mohawk - we really needed to know that. Olympic beach volleyball players might have to ditch the bikinis and cover up - surprisingly, not because of our shirking cousins, but because it is too cold in London to play otherwise. And Kutcher and Kunis were caught kissing, despite their protestations of being a couple - aw...And last, but not least - Maria Carey has replaced J. Lo on the "Idol" - another stop the presses moment.
People who are looking for peace and quiet are recommended to avoid Coney Island - no kidding! Tom Cruise's son is sporting a new mohawk - we really needed to know that. Olympic beach volleyball players might have to ditch the bikinis and cover up - surprisingly, not because of our shirking cousins, but because it is too cold in London to play otherwise. And Kutcher and Kunis were caught kissing, despite their protestations of being a couple - aw...And last, but not least - Maria Carey has replaced J. Lo on the "Idol" - another stop the presses moment.
MORNING UPDATE, July 25, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday!
Another list of gadgets that suck power is out - again, the biggest power sucking gadget is the green movement, without which we could have way cheaper power and more of it. Scandal that rocked the world: Kristen Stewart cheated on R-Patz - Bella, how could you do this to Edward, the love of your life?!!!! And celebs are sporting short shorts for the summer - at lest they are not naked...Tiny apartments are just as fascinating as extravagant homes - yea, you get claustrophobia attack just by looking at pictures, as opposed to the usual envy, so, I guess it's good for the soul. And Snooki was booed at the Mets game - which proves that the booers are a bunch of sissys.. I dare them to boo parteigenosse Michelle at her next public appearance promoting her ideas of our healthy living - that would take true courage.
Another list of gadgets that suck power is out - again, the biggest power sucking gadget is the green movement, without which we could have way cheaper power and more of it. Scandal that rocked the world: Kristen Stewart cheated on R-Patz - Bella, how could you do this to Edward, the love of your life?!!!! And celebs are sporting short shorts for the summer - at lest they are not naked...Tiny apartments are just as fascinating as extravagant homes - yea, you get claustrophobia attack just by looking at pictures, as opposed to the usual envy, so, I guess it's good for the soul. And Snooki was booed at the Mets game - which proves that the booers are a bunch of sissys.. I dare them to boo parteigenosse Michelle at her next public appearance promoting her ideas of our healthy living - that would take true courage.
MORNING UPDATE, July 26, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday!
Jackson's kids have new guardian - hope he or she has a long experience in child psychology. We finally know who got between Bella and Edward, uhm, Stewart and R-Patz - we now have a better target for our cursing than The First Couple. Alexa Vega shed her child star image - another earth-shattering piece of news. And there is some kind of "secret Dark Knight actress" who speaks out - way more interesting to find her secrets than figuring out what government is doing with our tax money.
Jackson's kids have new guardian - hope he or she has a long experience in child psychology. We finally know who got between Bella and Edward, uhm, Stewart and R-Patz - we now have a better target for our cursing than The First Couple. Alexa Vega shed her child star image - another earth-shattering piece of news. And there is some kind of "secret Dark Knight actress" who speaks out - way more interesting to find her secrets than figuring out what government is doing with our tax money.
MORNING UPDATE, July 27, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! For over a month now, whenever I tried to check the weather on my phone, I kept getting a message "sorry, weather not available" - I guess my phone knows what's good for him, because if I knew every weather report every single time, I think I would have smashed him.
Sad news of the morning: R-Patz moved out - Bella and Edward are over. Duchess Kate appeared in a $60 dress - I love how the journalists keep breaking protocol and calling her Kate. And there is an Olympian that's 8 months pregnant and she is going to compete; will just ask her baby not to kick - no comment. And a mother woke up her newborn from coma with a loving embrace - that's the kind of news I need to round up my week.
Sad news of the morning: R-Patz moved out - Bella and Edward are over. Duchess Kate appeared in a $60 dress - I love how the journalists keep breaking protocol and calling her Kate. And there is an Olympian that's 8 months pregnant and she is going to compete; will just ask her baby not to kick - no comment. And a mother woke up her newborn from coma with a loving embrace - that's the kind of news I need to round up my week.
MORNING UPDATE, July 30, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! Shavua Tov! Wishing you a fantastic week filled with His blessings! Hope everyone had a meaningful fast; here is to praying that our people realize the importance of ahavat chinam, and this would be the last year we mourn.
Now, on to the important things...Dutch women's field hockey team is supposed to be the best looking team in this year's Olympics - go, Dutch! Let's hope you remember what else your country was famous for. Schwarzenegger's house had been on the market since January, but no bites so far - it looks like the housing market did not rebound as well as expected. And J. Lo seems to have committed a bunch of fashion fax pas - oh, how the mighty have fallen! And one dude walked 7 miles in the rain, barefoot, to win the love of his girlfriend back - for reasons unknown, it somehow does not shake my un-romantic heart.
MORNING UPDATE, July 31, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday!
Our Dear Idiot Mayor now decided to force-promote breast feeding - no peep from the so-called protectors of women's rights, the right to choose, etc. The rumor is that Emma Watson is going to star in the movie version of 50 shades - good bye, Hermione, brilliant, compassionate, valiant witch; hello...well, whatever. US and China both have 17 medals so far, but China leads us in gold - come on, more Star Spangled Banner, please! "Jada Pinkett Smith defies her age in bikini" - big whoop; anyone can do that - just put on bikini. Matrix director is now a woman - I guess he/she/it is hiding from the angry fans, especially after the third movie. And then there are sighs of man genuinely liking you and having feelings for you - undecided on the validity of this one. And police and DEA intercepted a delivery of drugs into the UN building - I will not utter another word against DEA if they just evict the entire UN out of our country ( they can keep the confiscated coke for the "after" celebration).
Our Dear Idiot Mayor now decided to force-promote breast feeding - no peep from the so-called protectors of women's rights, the right to choose, etc. The rumor is that Emma Watson is going to star in the movie version of 50 shades - good bye, Hermione, brilliant, compassionate, valiant witch; hello...well, whatever. US and China both have 17 medals so far, but China leads us in gold - come on, more Star Spangled Banner, please! "Jada Pinkett Smith defies her age in bikini" - big whoop; anyone can do that - just put on bikini. Matrix director is now a woman - I guess he/she/it is hiding from the angry fans, especially after the third movie. And then there are sighs of man genuinely liking you and having feelings for you - undecided on the validity of this one. And police and DEA intercepted a delivery of drugs into the UN building - I will not utter another word against DEA if they just evict the entire UN out of our country ( they can keep the confiscated coke for the "after" celebration).
MORNING UPDATE, August 1, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday!
Olympics, of course, are dominating everyone's preoccupation - USA got more medals than China, but less gold...Oh, come on, gals and guys! Emma Watson said that the rumors about 50 shades are totally false - yay, Hermione!? Daniel Craig was spotted together with his wife, Rachel Weisz, which is supposedly a rare occurrence - did not even know those two were married to each other. Kobe Bryant's wife is mad after pictures of her shirtless hubby surrounded by groupies surfaced on the net - ah, lady, you are married to Koby Bryant, for effs sake! And Miley shared her "bedhead" photo - big whoop! I am sure she looked just as disheveled as any other woman first thing in the morning (unless it was an attempt to convince us that she is "one of us", in which case she failed, together with parteigenosse Michelle).
Olympics, of course, are dominating everyone's preoccupation - USA got more medals than China, but less gold...Oh, come on, gals and guys! Emma Watson said that the rumors about 50 shades are totally false - yay, Hermione!? Daniel Craig was spotted together with his wife, Rachel Weisz, which is supposedly a rare occurrence - did not even know those two were married to each other. Kobe Bryant's wife is mad after pictures of her shirtless hubby surrounded by groupies surfaced on the net - ah, lady, you are married to Koby Bryant, for effs sake! And Miley shared her "bedhead" photo - big whoop! I am sure she looked just as disheveled as any other woman first thing in the morning (unless it was an attempt to convince us that she is "one of us", in which case she failed, together with parteigenosse Michelle).
MORNING UPDATE, August 2, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday!
Now both China and us have 30 medals each, and we are only 4 golds short of their record - come on, come on, come on! More Star Spangled Banner!!! R-Patz is #1 on the trending list: he is hiding out at Reese Weatherspoon's place - now he is in his Water for Elephants role. Selena Gomez's hair is trending on #4 - well, hair is very important...have no idea why Selena's new bangs are producing so much excitement though...Some kind of tree-hugger couple from Colorado bought land in Costa Rica and created a thriving tree house village - please, please, please!! all the enviro wacos to follow suit forthwith!! And, apparently, winning Olympic gold brings with it a huge tax bill - confirming an old adage that nothing is certain aside from death and taxes. And Lady Gaga falls to only #3 of most liked celebrities on FB - I guess we need more meat dresses.
Now both China and us have 30 medals each, and we are only 4 golds short of their record - come on, come on, come on! More Star Spangled Banner!!! R-Patz is #1 on the trending list: he is hiding out at Reese Weatherspoon's place - now he is in his Water for Elephants role. Selena Gomez's hair is trending on #4 - well, hair is very important...have no idea why Selena's new bangs are producing so much excitement though...Some kind of tree-hugger couple from Colorado bought land in Costa Rica and created a thriving tree house village - please, please, please!! all the enviro wacos to follow suit forthwith!! And, apparently, winning Olympic gold brings with it a huge tax bill - confirming an old adage that nothing is certain aside from death and taxes. And Lady Gaga falls to only #3 of most liked celebrities on FB - I guess we need more meat dresses.
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