The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Monday, August 31, 2020

BACK TO OLDIES

 While perusing some of my old posts on Facebook, I realized that sometimes I actually said some worthwhile stuffs once in a blue moon.

So, I decided to repost them here, because I am that full of hubris. Henceforth, if you see is post with just an old date as a topic, feel free to skip it.

Thursday, July 02, 2020

FOOD NOSTALGIA

It’s a well known fact among our circle of expats from the former USSR that their allegiance to the food from step-mama country is always met with derision on my side.

One of the latest stories: Plombir. Granted, while living in Moscow, I enjoyed the said delicacy many times; but that was in Moscow! Since moving away from that paradise on Earth, I sampled a variety of ice creams, many of them either equal or superior. But the abundant availability of frozen treats never stopped almost every Russian-speaking American I know from their Plombir worship.

At one Shavuot celebration, that coveted dessert was served at the meal hosted by a good friend of mine. The anticipated, but still nausea-inducing monologue from one of the grandparents’ generation ensued: “Oh, look, kids, prombir! Wow! That’s real ice cream for you, not the American junk! Real, delicious ice cream! Not American!”, etc, along the same lines, while serving the blessed frozen delicacy.

Since by the time of that meal a long while passed since I sampled that avowed ice cream, I was at least curious - is it really that good, or I am right in persisting that American offerings are at least on the par? After getting my plate, I impersonated a gourmet taster to the best of the knowledge gained through watching countless cooking shows. You want to know what I concluded? There is a vanilla flavored Target brand ice cream that you can get for two ninety nine for a Quart and a half at your local Target that tastes exactly the same! Real, delicious ice cream, my aching coccyx!

Sunday, June 28, 2020

EVEN THE LOVE OF FOOD WOULD NOT PROTECT YOU

My fellow escapees from the former USSR often wonder why I hate Russians so much. My responses can be long and varied, but the first one would probably be “they ask for it, and then they reinforce it.” Here is one illustration.


I enjoy cooking, so my friend attached me to one of the numerous cooking groups on Facebook. This particular one was composed of all kinds of Russian-speaking individuals, living in different countries, practicing different religions, not practicing anything, young, old, single, married, women, men, etc….needless to say, it was pretty diverse. And for a while I was really enjoying it - the colorful photos, the varied recipes, the great food suggestions, the humor that only former Soviet citizens would understand, and, most importantly, the general lightness and the polite tone of the whole enterprise. Till the International Holocaust Memorial Day, that is….


Since Facebook is, after all, a social media platform, people occasionally used the group for non-cooking posts (especially in cases of emergency). Seeing this, one of the admins created an offshoot group - specifically for any kinds of posts of the non-culinary variety. Simple rule: food posts in the main group, non-food posts - in the secondary. So, on The International Holocaust Memorial Day, one lady posted an article about FOOD during the Holocaust - and “the fun” began….


First, of course, the usual groaning - “this is a food group; why the heavy and depressing subject of the Holocaust?!!” Well, the post WAS about food! Next, very polite and caring comment, informing the poster that the Holocaust numbers are severely exaggerated, and maybe, possibly ONLY ONE million Jews was killed, and not six - that produced a somewhat fierce battle in which, of course, the arguments against Holocaust denial were ignored and shouted down. The final argument was simply a poetry in motion that completely floored me.


A true Russian patriot, in a true Russian patriot fashion produced a masterpiece that, roughly translated, sounded as following: “They are really tiring with their Holocaust! Holocaust, Holocaust, that’s all you hear from them! Enough milking it already! Who cares! We knew true hardships, tragedy, and Holocaust: 1941-1945! That was real suffering!”


So, let me get this straight: the biggest mass murder in history is, apparently, a tiresome exaggeration, but a result of the war YOUR mass murdering dictator started in partnership with the one who perpetrated the said “exaggeration” is A-OK? Please note how you conveniently forget when the war was actually started, but only note the part that resulted when your blood-thirsty comrade preempted the strike on him and attacked first; you also choose not to remember the criminal ineptitude of your own beloved dictator, instead claiming victimhood and undeserved accolades.


The admins and moderators of the group (most of whom were Jews, by the way), decided simply to remove the offending post in the end. I, for my part, simply could not envision sharing recipes and dinner photos with these people, so I just left the group - because in the end, even the most benign group you could possibly imagine, and the mutual love of cooking and baking could not protect me from their virulent hatred.


Next time, when someone would like to know why I hate Russians so much, just re-read what I wrote.

Thursday, June 25, 2020

MORNING UPDATE, March 30, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Erev Shabat! Weather is sunny and cool - still good enough for beach shoes! Somehow, Ina's whitefish salad looks much better than the ones you could find in the store. And why am I getting Man's Fitness Magazine? I got my manic moments, but I can guarantee you I did not subscribe to this one! The latest issue just came in today, with a strange looking dude on the cover advertising Zumba for men - spare me. Another bunch of politically correct morons on the West Coast just produces a movie called Salmon Fishing in Yemen - yea, because the members of this murderous cult will just put down their suicide belts and start fishing at the drop of a hat - and drink wine with and hug immodestly dressed western women. 

Coffee this morning in my Philadelphia mug with cute cartoonish pictures, one of them of Betty Ross thinking of different flag designs.

MORNING UPDATE, May 7, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The weather is a little strange for this time of the year, but I don't care - sandals are the order of the day.  Curry officially reached the size and weight at which I can't pick him up with one hand - next check up by the vet is going to be fun.  

Apparently, they just concluded a new study that proves that overwhelming number of adults prefer to have children as opposed to having peace and leisure - gosh, what wheel will they re-invent next time?! Also, comrade Barak Hussein forgot his lady fair while trying to disembark from the plain...Last Thursday was national prayer day - which is a bit of a quandary for the current regime as the only religions they recognize are Islam, atheism, socialism, the infallibility of the the government, and the church of anthropogenic global warming. 

My coffee maker was brewing Gevalia for the first time since I cancelled my membership there.  Coffee this morning in my Henry VIII and his disappearing wives mugs.

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

MORNING UPDATE, May 18, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather is beyond magnificent - and promises to be so till Monday! New footwear would sure be welcomed. 

It seems there was a rush of burglaries on Capitol Hill - well, you showed the way, ladies and gents. In other news - Al Gore got a new girlfriend; hopefully, she drives a Prius or a Volt, has not pets, does not eat meat, does not take baths, does not enter grocery store without reusable schlepper, lives next door to her work, and did not have any children who used disposable diapers (a short list that should actually be much longer, but, I guess, Al was not that choosy this time around). On the morning show they had a segment about "dating wines" - apparently, chardonnay and rose are best for the first few dates; around engagement you absolutely have to have overpriced French bubbly, and after marriage and children you can graduate to cheap red. Marc Summers was featuring Dylan's Candy Shoppe on the Unwrapped! 

Coffee this morning in my musical notes mug that I inherited from my sis.

MORNING UPDATE, May 21, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! To say that today is a rainy day would be a huge understatement; this morning was woken up first by stampeding cats, and then by lightening and thunder. My dad, in the best traditions of step-mama country, decided to improvise and wore a clear garbage bag - according to him, he was totally dry, and the visibility was not impaired.

Over the weekend, Mark Zuckerberg changed his status to "married" - aww, congratulations! People Magazine is threatening to supply all the minute details on his wife's wedding dress. In other news, al-Megrahi left this world over the weekend - surrounded by family, to which his victims were not entitled. Marc Summers is hosting a segment about peanut butter - which delicacy I still do not appreciate, even after all the years in this magnificent country. 

Coffee this morning in my Harry Potter mug.

MORNING UPDATE, May 23, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! Our fair city is providing is with the weather we are so used to: rain leading to humidity. According to my dad, Curry is now bigger than George. 

This just out: NY is only #4 among the cities with the worst traffic congestion; surprisingly, LA took second place...#1? Honolulu! My guess is that has something to do with Comrade Barak Hussein's birth certificate...Prince William admitted that he was not really able to sleep on the night before the wedding - due partially to nerves and partially to all the crowds singing on the streets. Here is a picture - bobbies going around those crowds with megaphones and asking people to be silent so that the bridegroom can sleep...

Coffee this morning in my clear funky glass from Target - drinking it cold.

MORNING UPDATE, May 30, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather is a bit better than yesterday, thank Gd! Tonight - the cold front is coming; yippee!!! Am completely useless in this weather.

Cynthia Nixon's wedding was big news - aw...the whole special announcement about the pictures being released...In other wedding news, Prince William told Katie Couric that he was presented with a list of 777 people as potential wedding guests - and he did not know a soul; so, he consulted his grandma, and she told him to forget the list and think of whom he and Kate would like to invite first...but she gave him an ultimatum on what he was going to wear to the ceremony. Whenever I peruse this nonsense, I am always reminded of bread and circuses. Achtung, Parteigenosse Michelle! Paula Dean was making New Orleans' beignets with her brother in law! And now Ina is doing a whole segment on desserts!!! 

Coffee this morning in my stripped glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE, May 31, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather rocks! And will be rocking for at least a week - thank you, Hashem, thank you, thank you, thank you!!! Psychotic cat made a hole in the screen that he can crawl through, never mind the mosquitoes. Incidentally, my dad now claims that he (the cat) lost some weight. 

The big news - Jessica Simpson's body after the baby - how much weight she gained and what she plans to do about it. If memory serves me right, Beyoncé did not make waves with her weight as much due to her bodyguards antiques in the hospital - but now HuffPo also reported on her baby weight loss. In related news, a rubenesque blogger posted pictures of her in a bikini with a simple message - all bodies are sexy and are entitled to be in a bikini; and our esteemed Mayor is working on new eating laws - now limiting the amount of soda sold. The first makes me want to unearth my bathing suits purchased for the Aruba trip and also post my pictures (granted, they are not bikinis); and the second one clearly demonstrates what happens when you think that government bureaucrats can do anything better. And on the more related news - a boy in Colorado was suspended from school for wearing anti-Obama t-shirt. Liberals, progressives, independent defenders of the First Amendment? Anyone? 

Coffee this morning in my Harry Potter mug.

MORNING UPDATE, June 1, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather rocks - thank you, Hashem!!! Happy June 1! 

The latest issue of National Geographic Traveler is offering to celebrate Jeanne D'Arc's 600th birthday with champagne on the tour that will cover all the major points of her journey - my bags are officially packed! Leisure Magazine named the residents of Anchorage, Alaska the worst dressed...uh, did they visit Brighton Beach and the surrounding areas before pronouncing their judgement? Alton Brown was talking about barley, and all I could think of was cholent - thank you, my Ashkenazi brothers and sisters!

Coffee this morning in my black glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE, June 3, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! The weather is beyond fantastic - thank you, Hashem!!! Today is Israeli Day Parade - reminds me of two attacks of insanity when I volunteered for the parade two years in a row; good times! Psychotic cats continue to drink from the faucet, sleep with me, run around like horses at night, and wake me up early in the morning demanding attention. 

Brits are renaming Big Ben into Elizabeth Tower in honor of queen's jubilee. Really hoping that the spirit of the first Elizabeth will get into them. Was re-reading an old copy of Domino magazine - they were suggesting eggplants in clay pots as centerpieces; which still would not prevent my pets from trying to eat the said centerpiece. 

Coffee this morning in white Target glass.

MORNING UPDATE, June 4, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! It's rainy outside - but as long as it's not hot, hazy, and humid, I am happy with the weather - and, yes, my new flip flops are rain-resistant. George is trying to say hi - he is next to me, trying to put his paws on the the keys.  Apparently, there was a triple bank robbery on Friday right here on Kings highway - and I only found out about it yesterday while talking to Baby Bro, who currently resides in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts! 

In world news - Chinese authorities are cracking down on activists marking the 23rd anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre - Gd bless this country and protect it from domestic ungrateful swine! And in domestic news - we just got a new Miss USA, who, despite strict PC guidelines, is white and blond. 

Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE, June 5, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather rocks! Dear complainers - please, please stop; you can wear an extra layer in this weather and be fine - you can't do squat once it gets to 3H - just trying to survive and not die (never mind the A/C bill). 

Today is the anniversary of the beginning of the 67 war - gosh, I can only hope that the spirit of that victory will infuse the current Israeli government! Prayers with Governor Walker - may he prevail over the union thugs! Brits are celebrating the Queen's Jubilee - long list of wishes there.   A young contender on Millionaire does not recognize Reagan's quote, but knows Google+ - no comment. Paltrow is in hot water because she supposedly called her buddies Jay-Z and Beyoncé n-word - couldn't have happened to a nicer group of people all around. 

Coffee this morning in my Chivas glass.

MORNING UPDATE, June 6, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather rocks!!!! Today is the anniversary of the D-day - may Gd grant us victory over our present deadly enemy and the treasonous swine within our borders! Just came back from running errands - our neighborhood definitely went to the dogs. Oh, and union thugs and liberal morons - kiss our behinds! 

In other news - Manhattan, NY and Brooklyn, NY are the cities with the most spoiled kids! First of all, I take umbrage at Brooklyn being a separate city; second of all, I am sure they did not mean the persecuted minorities - who, of course, graduated from just spoiled to public menace - in which case, all 5 NY boroughs are leading the country. Drew Barrymore just released the pictures from her wedding - "full of meaning Jewish ceremony" at which she wore 14 karats in diamonds; and Miley Cyrus is engaged - Mazal tovs all around! 

Coffee this morning in clear plastic cup from local Dunkin Donuts.

MORNING UPDATE, June 7, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Happy Birthday to my sweet nephew!!!! The weather rocks yet another day! Curry decided that curling up at the foot of my bed and nipping on my toes is extremely conducive to deep and restful sleep. 

Two hot topics of the day: Jewel's newly straightened teeth and Miley's engagement ring...as I don't really listen to modern music all that much, never knew that Jewel had crooked teeth to begin with; and Miley's ring is diamond in yellow gold, which went out of style just about the time of my seminary graduation, so, I guess she is trying to create a new trend, er, bring back something forgotten. Parteigenose Michelle, Marc Summers is talking about foods that remind us of the zoo - i.e, the dreaded school lunch chicken nuggets!!! Never mind crunchy gummy bears and animal crackers in fudge!! The nerve! Oh, and official announcement - after a long hiatus The Bag will ride again! 

Coffee this morning in my funky clear glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE, June 8, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather still rocks! Of course, next week it will go downhill again, but I am grateful for this week of normal breathing! Happy Birthday to our Dad! 

They were talking about gift ideas for Father's Day: you can sent in couple of pictures to the company, and receive a personalized superhero (in Dad's image); or you can get him a 10 gallon jar of hot sauce; or personalized money clips or bottle openers. Two huge pieces of news: Ellen's partner, otherwise known as Portia De Rossi, got a new haircut! I got a new haircut after Pesach - my hairdresser gave me a bob for the first time in my life! How come it did not make the news? The second piece: Emma Stone's red leather dress! Well, I hate to wear leather for two reasons: feels hot and reminds me of red comissars; so, I guess no chance of me making news in this department...

Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE, June 10, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Wishing all of you a fantastic week filled with His blessings! The weather is getting into sucky category - well, summer, here you are. 

Ice T is defending Paltrow and her use of the n-word, which was basically a quote from a song - go figure. The newest issue of the Cosmo came out with a report of, uh, best junk, by the state. AZ is #5, our own Empire State is #3, and number one - drum roll - New Hampshire! Katie Couric, meanwhile, was re-inventing the wheel together with some kind of nutritionist dudess at the supermarket - all the chips are bad for you, air popcorn's best part is the kernel that gets stuck in our teeth, blah, blah, blah - so, the best snacks are fruits, vegetables, yogurt, nuts, and string cheese; thanks a lot, ladies - we so did not know it without you! Curry was the star of the show yesterday simply by sitting on the window and looking outside - and delighting the children and adults alike. 

Coffee this morning in my white Target glass.

MORNING UPDATE, June 11, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! The weather is supposed to hover below 80 this week - thank Gd for that! 

Matthew McConaughey is off the market - aw, mazal tov to him and condolences to his female fans. Madagascar 3 got more money over weekend than Prometheus - people wanted to go to the movies with kiddies? Watergate reporters return with a new story claiming that Nixon's White House was much worse than previously believed - have they checked the present occupant? Another ladies mag - this time Lucky - claims that the outfit the guys love most on a woman is jeans with white t-shirt; did you hear that, non-believers who criticized my wardrobe?!! A professor from Columbia and Nobel Laureate (of course) published a new book claiming that American Dream is a myth - dear professor, could you please, please, please relocate to my step-mama country and apply for the job at Moscow University? 

Coffee this morning in my black Target mug.

MORNING UPDATE, June 12, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Today, I am deviating from the usual broadcast, as it is a very special day for our family! 24 years ago today our family left that fetid, horrible prison known as USSR! Thank you, Heavenly Father, for the gift of freedom! Blessed be the memory of President Ronald Reagan who defeated that Evil Empire! Peeps, whenever you were born here or immigrated, please do not take the blessing of freedom for granted! The freedom to be who you are, to practice your religion without fear, to educate your children without fear, to go to sleep without fear for your loved ones being carted away in the middle of the night, freedom to speak, write, and think! It is one of the biggest blessings He bestows on us - appreciate and enjoy it to the fullest!