MORNING UPDATE - March 21, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabbat! The weather seems to be improving - Sniff is fully sleeping in the cat house instead of stretching to the radiator. Of course, he is half-hanging anyway, but that is not due to weather. George is sleeping in the papasan on the guest pillows that I keep forgetting to put away.
The crazy upstairs is performing her routine.
Recent discovery: just because people want to buy books does not necessarily mean that they can read, or even know the alphabet.
Currently trending at #5 is Wesboro Baptist Church - because they are asking people not to picked the funeral of their dear founder. That's very magnanimous of them - considering that their picketing schedule comes up immediately after you google them.
Breakfast is trending at #8 - again, not sure why (unless they wanted to show great pictures of breakfasts that are totally not compliant with parteigenosse Michelle's eating guidelines).
Cameron Diaz claims that "everyone will be cheated on" - considering the general moral climate in Hollywood, I thinks it's a "duh" statement.
"The risks of renouncing US citizenship" - the only risk are the liberals who still did not do it.
"Turkey blocks Twitter access" - how else can you show that you are an enlightened democracy?
"Justin Bieber trapped in LA" - who trapped him and why can't we send him back to Canada? Oh, yes, our team lost, darn it!
Coffee in my black glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE - January 10, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! It's above freezing - yay!!! The signs of extreme cold: Niagara falls froze, and I had to wash 4!! pairs of my socks and 3!! pairs of long pants for Baby Bro.
All three TVs were on, but only channel 7 had sound, so had to listen to the effin View. It looks like someone told Jenny McCarthy that she is going to look smarter and classier with glasses on - major fail.
Cats are still extra sleepy. George is in his huge Amazon box, and Sniff travels between his pipe, the big closet, and the newly discovered heat source in my radiator.
The crazy upstairs is up to her usual.
Currently trending at #1 is Jessica Biel - because she missed the People's Choice Awards. As her hubby got an award, and she missed it - again - that definitely qualifies as top rate headline.
Khloe and Lamar's "love nest" is on the market - that did not take long.
George Clooney is auctioning off a date with him - thanks, but no thanks.
Cameron Diaz claims that "she is done with Botox" - yea, right.
According the latest allegations, Bieber egged his neighbor's home - what else is new.
And, finally, Kate turned 32 - and Will "was caught racing home" to make it for her birthday. Aw...
Coffee this morning in a paper cup from the overpriced bagel store next to the laundromat.

MORNING UPDATE - AUGUST 25

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Shavua Tov! Wishing all of you a great week! The weather rocks today! Sniff spent another night in the cat house, spent a whole morning giving stink eye to me and Baby Bro in turn, and is now warming up my Barbies - particularly the Van Gogh one. George complaint just a tiny bit, then climbed on my bed, took a bath, and is now peacefully sleeping.
August is Read a Romance Month - well, my whole year is August, but I guess I have to redouble my efforts for the remaining week.
Drew Barrymore was floating in the news last night - because she was shopping with her BFF Diaz in Hamptons, and held a door for her. Man, oh man, what an Earth-shattering piece of news!
Speaking of travel - it looks like we have around 9 gardens right here, in USA, including one right here in the Bronx, that are just as wonderful as anything you would see in Europe! Wow! What a surprise!
Shocking new study revealed that single guys wash their bedding only four times a year! Gee, they needed the study for this?!!
Patrick Dempsey just started trending at #3 - because he bought into some kind of coffee company, then quarreled with his partner, and is now in the news because the partnership was finally dissolved to mutual satisfaction. Heck, don't remember that whole brouhaha at all - probably because I really, really, really don't give a flying banana about McDreamy.
"6 Things You've Been Cleaning Wrong" - you are welcome to come to my house and clean them right, or kindly hold your peace.
Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashain are "gym buddies" - aw, how sweet! Be still, my heart!
After Bieber got his then famous hair cut in 2011, he, apparently, gave it to Ellen DeGeneres, who sold it on e-bay for $40,668! For some reason, the name of the psychiatric institution is missing from this story.
And, finally, according to People Magazine, "Prince George has already mastered the job's two main duties: (1) getting bigger; and (2) thoroughly exhausting his parents." - what a bloody profound statement!
Coffee this morning in my white glass from Target.

MORNING UPDATE - MAY 7

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! It's cloudy outside, but the sun is scheduled to come out. Sniffles slept in the cat house, which he did not do for a while. George, on the other hand, figured out a way to the top of the bookcase, from whence he kept declaring his dissatisfaction with the world. J. Lo is trending at # 7 because over the weekend her recording session in Florida was interrupted by gunshots - big deal! Isn't she from the Bronx? Should be used to it by now. Cameron Diaz made a splash with a "scary-looking" spiky belt - be happy the spikes did not resemble bullets; that would really get everyone in a twist. Keira Knightly's wedding dress was "recycled" - something she wore to a party back in 2008. Oh, for pete's sake! Aren't we all supposed to be all gaga and mushy about recycling? What gives?! A hockey fan asked his pizza to be delivered instead of the original pick up because his team tied playoff game, so he could not leave the house - oh, boy! Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss beat our dear Comrade Hussein at golf - yes!!! "Children exposed to guns at NRA convention" - oh, horror of horrors! Children exposed to homosexual perversion - rounded education, but to see a gun - call the social services! Miley Cyrus showed up in a "daring mesh dress" - I think it's time for her to hire a new stylist. Kim Kardashian showed at the same gala in a flowery dress with matching bag and shoes - poor pictures at the Met, to be subjected to all this. And Kate hired a "perfect housekeeper" in preparations for the baby - I wonder what constitutes perfect in this scenario. Coffee this morning would probably be in a disposable cup from a local DD.