MORNING UPDATE - October 22, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather is yuck-y and blah-y - typical October day in New York.
George and Sniff are both parked on Baby Bro's bed - George is warming up the blanket and Sniff is impersonating the foot warmer.
Yet another celeb who thinks she can write a book for kids - (former) Queen of Jordan Ranya.
According to the latest issue of the National Geographic Traveler, "A company in the Czech capital of Prague has launched "corruption tours" to show where crooked civil servants have wasted taxpayers' money" - White House, anyone?
The crazy upstairs is strangely silent again - should I call the police?
Actress Tatyana Ali of the Fresh Prince fame went on about her "good hair" and "explained that having straight hair made her feel alienated from her friends and family with textured hair. “It was something that set me apart—and not necessarily in a good way—from other girls that I knew,” she said. “I felt like I was made to seem different.” Like, seriously?!! That was your problem during childhood?
Yet another preggo celeb who supposedly nails the maternity style - Blake Lively. After looking at the picture, I would politely disagree.
"Viagra was originally designed to treat cardiovascular disease" - wow! Live an learn.
Elizabeth Warren claimed that she had been "treated differently in the Senate", but "refused to elaborate". Well, maybe people got stunned while meeting her when they expected a Native American gal?
Halloween is approaching - and in honor of it we have a list of celebs who claim to have ghostly experiences. Since the list includes such notables as Hillary Clinton, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga, I think it would have been so much better if they themselves were ghostly apparitions and not real people we have to deal with.
No news on Bieber.
And, finally, Kate is feeling much better and returned to her royal duties "in style".
Coffee today in my Harry Potter mug.

MORNING UPDATE - April 24, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather is nice and sunny, if a bit windy - and the nice cycle of 20 degree difference between day and night temps will continue for at least a week.
George and Sniff got their fave perch back - temporarily, but they still enjoy it (in surprising harmony). Sniff also makes a great mashgiach- he supervised the pre-Pesach cleaning, post-Pesach cleaning, and the cleaning of the litter box.
Fauxcahontas, aka Elizabeth Warren, visited our establishment yesterday - very happy nobody was planning to measure my blood pressure after work.
Side benefit of Pesach - missed the Earth Day this year. So, even if I have to suffer from enviors' crazy policies, at least I did not have to hear their extra umph, though was still entertained by one of them yesterday.
Trending at #1 is Barbra Streisand - because it's her birthday. Well, till 120, Barbra - just please, please, please, keep the craziness and nastiness to a minimum and don't embarrass the family; we already got plenty of other candidates for that.
Trending at # 3 is Ronald McDonald - because he "got a new look, beefed-up Twitter presence". Good for Ronald!
Trending at # 5 is Heather Graham - because she "described Hollywood as 'totally sexist'". Good Morning, Heather! What were you smoking before that you did not see it?
Olivia Wilde had a baby boy - congratulations to the proud parents! Considering the hopes for the future that the crazy mommy described 2 Glamours ago, good luck to the new arrival!
"Beyonce Tops Time Magazine's 2014 '100 Most Influential People' List" - Oh, Gd help us!
And, finally, Kate "rocked" "classy cut-out dress" - people, when she shows up dressed up like Beyonce, that would be news; if she "rocked" a "classy dress", that's the usual occurrence.
Coffee this morning in my Harry Potter mug (the old design).