The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Monday, July 14, 2008


Here is another great ad that I have found on Monster. This one is from the "to puffed up with my own importance" category. Again, I did not change anything, including the misspelled words.

"Personal Assistant to Young, Successful and Entrepreneurial CEO
The ideal candidate must be highly intelligent and have excellent writing skills. Multi-tasking, resourcefulness and exceptional communication skills preferred. Proficiency in Microsoft Office, specifically Word and Excel. Candidate will most often work from employer’s home in Lower Manhattan.
This position is ideal for a college or graduate student. Part time, flexible days and # of hours available, although availability at 8am on scheduled days is pertinent.
**Ivy League Undergrad or Graduate Student Preferred**
*NYU and Rutgers Students Considered*
The candidate is expected to primarily handle very personal errands, including coordinating agenda, wardrobe planning and maintenance, arranging social events, valet/ concierge work, coordinating decorating/maintenance, insurance matters, etc. Responsibilities will also include, but are not limited to travel arrangements, vendor relations, management of calendar, filing and other general clerical duties. Ability to anticipate needs and maintain the highest level of confidentiality is required. Hours are flexible.
***This position does not offer healthcare and it pays on a 1099***
***Ideal for a college or graduate student.*** (Part-time)
***Exposure to personal wardrobe shopping - requires a keen fashion sense***
***Event plannning***"


SubWife said...

Poor thing. His personal affairs are so complicated that they require high IQ for handling. Probably the reason why he is looking for help.

Moish said...