Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather is triple H once again - summer is here. George was hunting for the birds outside of one window earlier today, and Sniffles was investigating the view from the other one. Now they are both sleeping in my room in the usual spots: George on my bed, and Sniff in the cat house.
The crazy upstairs was especially diligent today.
The Food Network and Cablevision still can't synchronize their computers: the display claims that it's Paula Deen's show, when in reality it's someone else. Also, it's interesting to watch Giada doing summery cocktails on a fast day.
Monica Lewinsky is trending at #1 right now: her lingerie, letters from Slick Willie, and other souvenirs of their affair are being auctioned off! "Look, honey, look what I got! It's Monica's black negligee! Do you think it's going to fit you?" And I am sure, being that Clinton was a Rhodes scholar, that his letters were rivaling Shakespeare's sonnets and should really be preserved for posterity and future literary studies.
Heidi Klum is slowly working on removing her ex's name tat on her arm - you have his kids, genius! What does a tattoo matter?
Miley Syrus is sending threatening tweets to her dad - because we did not know enough of their family's secrets.
A video is going viral showing a gorilla who had enough of idiots yelling and making faces at her in the zoo, so she made a face back - good for the primate!
"Khloe Kardashian's Teal Nails - Get the Look" - thanks, but, no thanks.
According to Kris Jenner, Kim's daughter North is happy and healthy - of course she is! She is a baby and does not know yet what wonderful parents she is stuck with.
"Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Facility In Las Vegas" - I don't even want to know what he did to deserve this honor.
No coffee today as it's fast day.