Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! It's raining and pouring once more, and Baby Bro surmised that it must be the fault of the Jews, as we pray for rain - and we got it.
Feline companions are extra sleepy again, and right now George is sleeping on my bed, so Sniffles is taking advantage of it and sleeping in the cat house. Both of them were also deemed by our resident cat expert fit enough to be served full fat food together with their usual weight loss chow.
Melissa is cooking meal full of pork products - so, I guess that when she was living in Paris, Muslims did not attack non-Muslims for eating pork - or maybe she feels safe cooking it here.
Jennie Garth is trending at #2 because she finalized her divorce. She also took the "unusual approach to it" - the divorce was quite and civilized; that is unusual!
Trending at #9 are the skyrocketing sales of "1984" - huge surprise! The only unusual factor is that the book did not become extra popular about 5 years ago.
"Honey Boo Boo's Mom Sports 'Baywatch' look" - spare me, please!
"Betty White's Unusual Lunch" - hot dogs and fries! Oh, come on, people! She is 91, for goodness sake! Let her enjoy it!
Happy 27th Birthday to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen! How to tell them apart? Ask for their autograph - Ashley is right-handed, and Mary-Kate uses her left one.
"Jessica Alba rocks retro swimsuit" - in order to really "rock" a 60's swimsuit you got to have the glamour and femininity of the 60's stars, which is totally absent from modern Hollywood, so, stop swooning, guys.
Halle Berry's fiance accidentally blabbed their baby's gender (they are having a boy) - I wonder how many nights did he spend on the couch because of it?
Kris Jenner is getting her own show - and here I thought the collective IQ of their audience could not go any lower.
Speaking of which - another scandal is rocking the nation! It looks like Kanye cheated on Kim! Of course, he is denying the accusations - but who would believe him, anyway?
"What's The Deal With Justin Bieber's Crazy Car Collection?" - um, allow me to go on a limb here and postulate - crazy owner?
And, finally, Kate attended the naming of the Princess Cruise's new ship, after which she is supposed to go on maternity leave - rest well, Kate, and good luck!
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.