The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Monday, January 26, 2015

MORNING UPDATE - January 7, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! It's bloody cold outside!!! The ship is still stuck, and another ship that was sent to assist got stuck as well - the irony continues. Meanwhile, it got so cold here that we had to actually open the radiator in my room - it was blissfully out of commission for the past four years! Sniff diligently investigated the new source of heat and decided that his fave pipe is way better. As of now he is entwined with it, probably hoping to become one with the pipe. George is cuddling in his box and did not even come out to consume his fresh breakfast.
Yesterday a costumer (who, of course, turned out to be a librarian) tried to talk down to me till she realized that I knew more than her about where and how to get inexpensive books; then she had to backpedal with something like "we both love books".
Currently trending at #1 - drum roll please - is Kim Kardashian. But this time it's pretty boring - she claimed that North was the best thing she did in 2013, and she also revealed Kanye's tune that she constantly plays - the woman has no taste in anything.
Trending at #3 is the design for a statue of Satan - somewhere in Oklahoma, no less! I guess it's still better than erecting the statue of comrade Barack Hussein.
The pot sales in Colorado are doing so well that soon they may run out of product - duh!!!
Alexa Vega got married over the weekend - man, she is that old already?!
Rodman was "ranting" and defending his trip to North Korea - dude, don't rant. If you think your little friend Kim, for whom you expressed love, is such a great dude, just stay in North Korea and continue your training programs there.
Activities that make your heart race (like hiking or watching a scary movies) are supposed to be a great idea for a first date - how about just not behaving like a swine for about an hour? That alone would make my heart racing.
A new study showed that Superbowl commercials are a wast of money - yea, because that's the time for bathroom breaks and nacho platter refills; unless, of course, someone has a "wardrobe malfunction".
Coffee this morning in my huge Pooh mug.

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