Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! It's supposed to climb up to 35 degrees today! Please don't forget your sunblock!!! As a matter of fact, it was so warm in Kentucky that a dude turned himself in shortly after escaping from prison!!! But both ships finally broke free of ice and "are no longer requiring assistance" - yay, hurray!
Cats are not that cold this morning as evidenced by their more active demands for food. Of course, only George whines - Sniff just sits and looks at you.
The crazy upstairs is non-frozen and undeterred in performance of her daily ritual.
Yesterday a colorful-looking costumer wanted to interrupt my phone conversation with another costumer in order to find out where the religious books in Spanish are located - no comment.
Currently trending at #1 is someone named Chloe Gosselin - turns out that's some kind of French supermodel who is engaged to David Copperfield.
Trending at #4 is Velveeta shortage! What the hell?!!! Turkeys, hot sauce, and now cheese? That alone earns comrade Hussein the right to be tarred and feathered and drummed out of DC!
Snooki is shocked to find out that, according to DNA testing, she is not really Italian - I am sure the Italians breathed a collective sign of relieve.
"The best diets for 2014" - oh, for pete's sake! Eat, drink, be merry, and enjoy life - that's the best diet!
Spirit Airlines is using legalized pot to advertise their flights to Denver - very enterprising! Hum, extra ticket for an honorable mention?
Jelena is back and "hotter than ever" - whatever.
Coffee this morning in my Coffee Bean/Tea Leaf mug.