Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The temperatures are still climbing. Snow is sunning herself and ignoring the birds that are singing around her.
Currently trending at # 1 is Jenny McCarthy - because she and Donnie Wahlberg "Talk Wedding Plans". Does that translate into another book?
Catherine Zeta-Jones is trending at # 2 - because Michael Douglas admitted that "he took her for granted". Admit it to her, you moron, not to the reporters.
"What spoiled Kim Kardashian's honeymoon" - who gives a flying banana?
"Halle Berry sparkles in curve-hugging dress" - mighty empowering.
"For peace of mind consumers should look for the "USDA Organic" seal (on body care products), a specialist says" - the said specialist can take any and all "USDA Organic" seals from food and body care products and stick it where the sun does not shine.
Mike Sorrentino, aka The Situation of the Jersey Shore fame, got arrested for fighting with his brother at the family tanning salon - interesting family squabbles.
"One man's quest for fast-food perfection" - entertaining date he would make.
Chanel No. 5 has 80 ingredients, "including one that blossoms in France only three weeks a year" - is that the one that gives it a distinct stink that produces headaches?
"Prices for US consumers rise significantly" - ya think?!!! Where were you for the past 5 years?!
"Uruguay national team's dulce de leche shipment confiscated by Brazilian authorities" - this takes the term "bureaucratic stupidity" to a whole new level.
And, finally, Kate is scheduled to meet a woman who worked as a decoder with her paternal grandmother during the WWII - I really envy the Brits sometimes! The granny of their princess was actively involved in the defeat of the Nazis; the grandmother of our prez was a commie! Plus, to add insult to injury, the mother of our so-called first lady supposedly never served cake to her kids!
Coffee this morning in the other flowery mug.