The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!

Monday, June 01, 2015

MORNING UPDATE - June 3, 2014

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! Happy Erev Shavuot! The weather is fantastic! George is hunting birds - this time on the different window sill. Sniff is hunting neighbors. 
Yesterday saw a woman wearing last year's Payless shoes - affront to the fashion!
Also recently had a customer who tried to sneak into kids' bathroom by claiming that the usual men's room had a big line - at least something new and original.
Currently trending at #2 is Kelly Clarkson - who is about to have a baby "amid cheating rumors". Good luck to the kid!
"Improve cheap meat's taste" - another sign of great economy.
"How to charm your date with humor" - seriously?!!
"Justin Bieber apologizes for racist joke" - another one bites the dust.
Kate Upton's photoshopped armpits are still making waves.
A couple of geeks decided to "geek" their wedding with Lego cake and Yoda's appearance (among other fun touches) - wonder what the guests were wearing.
Coffee this morning in my striped glass from Target.

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