MORNING UPDATE, October 4, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Happy second day of Chol Hamoed! The weather is not the best, but bearable - and "seasonal". 

Following my friend Jimmie's example - tomorrow is garbage pick up, so I have to make sure to hug and kiss my "sanitation workers", so they don't feel marginalized by evil capitalist society (or the ghetto public residing in my neighbourhood, for that matter). Facebook hit one billion mark - congrats! #1 trending right now: Rihanna and Chris Brown were caught cuddling, so it looks like they may be back together - good luck, Rihanna! Out of 10 best cities in USA, San Fran is #1 - for whom, homos? Our fair city is #7, but we beat everyone with the number of the museums - 356! And DC is number 3 - maniacal laughter! Alton Brown was talking about tempura, and Marc Summers is talking about fair food like corn dogs, funnel cakes, and cotton candy! Where are you, parteigenosse Michelle? I guess still kicking your hubby for stinking up your 20th anniversary, so the peasants can talk about fattening junk food for now. And here is a fantastic header: "Batman charged with obstructing Michigan police" (which is currently trending at #4). And Jennifer Aniston has koi pond in her living room - I had a very similar idea in mind for my space until George Hamilton Borukhov joined our household. 

Coffee this morning in my green Target mug.

MORNING UPDATE, October 18, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather promises to be pretty enjoyable. 

Eminem is 40? Gosh, time flies - even when you are not having fun! Matthew Fox had to go on a special diet in preparation for his latest movie, which his Italian mother did not like - ah, Italian and Jewish mothers who always have to feed their kids! Also, there is a guy in England who legally changed his name to Darth Vader, and was recently punched by another dude who suspect Vader of having affair with his wife - I guess dark force entered him together with the new name. Ian McKellen almost refused to go back to his role as Gandalf because it's not challenging enough - I agree with you, Mr. McKellen. Gandalf if a challenging role, but not in these sucky movies; incidentally, loved you as Chauvelin! Bob Schieffer is trending at #6, because he will be the last moderator for the Presidential debate - which proves once again that the moderators are all leftie hacks and not impartial, as we are supposed to believe. Alton Brown was talking about Brussel sprouts yesterday, so I was afraid the food police had gotten to him - today is was a red velvet cake; whew! And Mark Summers is still talking about America's fave munchies - did you know that Dr. Pepper is one year older than Coke? 

Coffee this morning in my huge Winnie the Pooh mug that I got when the first Disney store was still operational.