The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!
Showing posts with label #Avril Lavigne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #Avril Lavigne. Show all posts

Sunday, January 18, 2015

MORNING UPDATE - December 25

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! It's bloody cold outside, so I am very happy about my day off, hence the ability to stay inside the whole day smile emoticon
Sniff is back to hugging his trusty bathroom pipe, and George is back in his huge Amazon box (minus the trophy mouse). Both of them are also diligently "working" on the new couch.
The crazy upstairs is busy again.
Matt Damon is gracing the cover of the latest issue of Men's Health, so I assume that he still did not chow down on his moccasins.
Currently trending at #1 is Woody Harrelson - because he claims that his company invented a kind of paper that saves trees. As long as is he not issued a government grant for that, or the government does not force anyone to buy this latest wonder, Woody is free to amuse himself as much as he wants.
Trending at #2 is Denzel Washington - because the rumors are flying of him playing Lex Luthor in the Batman vs. Superman movie. Political correctness continues to amuse.
Trending at #8 is Avril Lavigne - because she got a "makeunder" by Allure, and you can now see her "without her signature eye makeup". Gosh, I can't wait to see that!
Speaking of which, Rockettes were also willing to share their make up tips - run to get them before they change their minds!
"Moment that made Justin Bieber break down" - only one moment? Against all the headaches he has been giving for the past few years?
"Which Stars Made Santa's Naughty and Nice Lists" - wow! I did not know that celebrity reporters are in direct contact with St. Nick!
And, finally, Us Magazine can tell you all the details about Georgie's first Christmas.
Coffee this morning in my personalized WB store NY mug - with Godivas I got from my secret Santa at work.

Friday, November 15, 2013

MORNING UPDATE - NOVEMBER 13

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather is November cold - but as it's above freezing, I can still wear flippies.
Sniff is on the kitchen window sill, patiently hunting the local two-legged fauna. George did minimal complaining, ate old food, and went back to sleep in his huge Amazon box.
Currently trending at #3 is Kim K. - for being cited for speeding on LA freeway. That's it?!!! Of, for crying out loud! Who does not speed on those stinking freeways - assuming, of course, that they are not stuck in traffic. Seriously, what a letdown!
Immediately after her is Kate Hudson - who "admitted" that she can't afford designer clothes. She claims that she splurges sometimes, but with two kids and school tuition, she can't really afford all those glamours "dudes". Heck, I did not know Kate's children attended yeshiva.
Bunch of idiots in California stole a credit card, went to the burger joint, ordered a mountain of food, and asked the worker to take pictures of them and the food, after which they proceeded to upload it on Instagram. Needless to say, they got nabbed. Serves them right for having absolutely no imagination!
Then there is a whole article dedicated to Avril Lavigne's "unusual" wedding. Oh, come on! There was already a whole discussion of it, especially her black gown! Apparently, now the whole subject was resurrected because her ring did not receive sufficient attention. I wonder if Modern Bride would dedicate a whole issue to this topic as well.
"Coffee prices fall, but not at Starbucks" - duh! Just stop patronizing their burnt coffee! There are plenty of other places where you can get a great cup of java!
You can also see a new trailer starring Angelina Jolie as Maleficent - man, does she look the part!
"Swift lands off-key Victoria's Secret gig" - et tu, Taylor?!!
A computer glitch at the University in Dresden sent a email to all its students, informing them that they were unenrolled! And you thought Germans did not have a sense of humor!
No news on Bieber - I guess he is still recovering from his food poisoning.
Coffee this morning in my clear funky glass from Target.