Good Morning, peeps! Happy Tuesday! The weather is simply rocking - especially considering that it's November.
Sniffy really wanted to go and vote with me - had to remind him that neither he, nor his roommate are registered (yet). Of course, the said roommate did not really care one way or another.
Speaking of elections - I got a sticker for voting!! Yay! So, peeps, just go and do it - at the very list, you cancel out the liberal vote and get a sticker for it!
Currently trending at #4 is Kim Kardashian - because she is supposedly "getting fit for the second baby". Somebody please alert the child services!
Miley Cyrus is "seeing" Patrick Schwarzenegger - good luck, Arnold! I sorta forgot how to say in German "son, you are a moron!"
"Angelina dishes on married life" - claims "it does feel different". Well, duh - congratulations on proving the axiom!
"Hefty annual price tag of bringing up a kid" - if you are a working taxpayer, that is. If you are a freeloader or illegal invader, the price tag is slightly different.
"Is daycare or a nanny better for your child?" - well, if you live in the vicinity of Union Square, nanny is not a good option for your kid.
"White House places blame" - why is this news? White house has been placing blame non-stop since January 2009.
And, finally, Will asked his grandma to make his daddy the king after she steps down - Brits, you are royally screwed! (pun not indented)
Coffee this morning in my Aruba mug.
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Monday, June 08, 2015
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
MORNING UPDATE - August 29, 2014
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather is great for an August day in NY.
Sniff might have missed me because he sleeps on my bed every night despite my kicking habits. George decided that he does not like chicken anymore - of fish, for that matter.
There is an "ABBA Transportation" van outside of my window - someone has a nice sense of humor.
Big news!! Brangelina is finally married!!! Mazal Tov! That has been soooooo long coming!
Trending at #8 is Kanye West - because he and Kim "Epitomize Glamour, Celebrity". They also epitomize the stupidity of our generation.
"Miley Cyrus's date for VMAs turns himself in to police" - I almost feel bad for her.
Texans like everything as big as their state - "a Texas brewery releases a container (of beer) that takes at least two people to carry, and even more to finish off."
"10 essentials for turning a dorm room into a home" - number one essential would be the absence of college kids.
"Kendall Jenner drops last name for career" - " I want to be taken seriously". Yea, nothing aids in being taken seriously as parading around mostly naked.
"The Audacity of Taupe" - our dear comrade Hussein showed up in strange looking "light-colored summer suit". THAT immediately grabbed everyone's attention!
Bieber keeps professing love to Selena, and she, in turn, went with him to Canada - to meet his mommy?
Coffee this morning in my black glass from Target.
Sniff might have missed me because he sleeps on my bed every night despite my kicking habits. George decided that he does not like chicken anymore - of fish, for that matter.
There is an "ABBA Transportation" van outside of my window - someone has a nice sense of humor.
Big news!! Brangelina is finally married!!! Mazal Tov! That has been soooooo long coming!
Trending at #8 is Kanye West - because he and Kim "Epitomize Glamour, Celebrity". They also epitomize the stupidity of our generation.
"Miley Cyrus's date for VMAs turns himself in to police" - I almost feel bad for her.
Texans like everything as big as their state - "a Texas brewery releases a container (of beer) that takes at least two people to carry, and even more to finish off."
"10 essentials for turning a dorm room into a home" - number one essential would be the absence of college kids.
"Kendall Jenner drops last name for career" - " I want to be taken seriously". Yea, nothing aids in being taken seriously as parading around mostly naked.
"The Audacity of Taupe" - our dear comrade Hussein showed up in strange looking "light-colored summer suit". THAT immediately grabbed everyone's attention!
Bieber keeps professing love to Selena, and she, in turn, went with him to Canada - to meet his mommy?
Coffee this morning in my black glass from Target.
Friday, November 15, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - NOVEMBER 13
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather is November cold - but as it's above freezing, I can still wear flippies.
Sniff is on the kitchen window sill, patiently hunting the local two-legged fauna. George did minimal complaining, ate old food, and went back to sleep in his huge Amazon box.
Currently trending at #3 is Kim K. - for being cited for speeding on LA freeway. That's it?!!! Of, for crying out loud! Who does not speed on those stinking freeways - assuming, of course, that they are not stuck in traffic. Seriously, what a letdown!
Immediately after her is Kate Hudson - who "admitted" that she can't afford designer clothes. She claims that she splurges sometimes, but with two kids and school tuition, she can't really afford all those glamours "dudes". Heck, I did not know Kate's children attended yeshiva.
Bunch of idiots in California stole a credit card, went to the burger joint, ordered a mountain of food, and asked the worker to take pictures of them and the food, after which they proceeded to upload it on Instagram. Needless to say, they got nabbed. Serves them right for having absolutely no imagination!
Then there is a whole article dedicated to Avril Lavigne's "unusual" wedding. Oh, come on! There was already a whole discussion of it, especially her black gown! Apparently, now the whole subject was resurrected because her ring did not receive sufficient attention. I wonder if Modern Bride would dedicate a whole issue to this topic as well.
"Coffee prices fall, but not at Starbucks" - duh! Just stop patronizing their burnt coffee! There are plenty of other places where you can get a great cup of java!
You can also see a new trailer starring Angelina Jolie as Maleficent - man, does she look the part!
"Swift lands off-key Victoria's Secret gig" - et tu, Taylor?!!
A computer glitch at the University in Dresden sent a email to all its students, informing them that they were unenrolled! And you thought Germans did not have a sense of humor!
No news on Bieber - I guess he is still recovering from his food poisoning.
Coffee this morning in my clear funky glass from Target.
Sniff is on the kitchen window sill, patiently hunting the local two-legged fauna. George did minimal complaining, ate old food, and went back to sleep in his huge Amazon box.
Currently trending at #3 is Kim K. - for being cited for speeding on LA freeway. That's it?!!! Of, for crying out loud! Who does not speed on those stinking freeways - assuming, of course, that they are not stuck in traffic. Seriously, what a letdown!
Immediately after her is Kate Hudson - who "admitted" that she can't afford designer clothes. She claims that she splurges sometimes, but with two kids and school tuition, she can't really afford all those glamours "dudes". Heck, I did not know Kate's children attended yeshiva.
Bunch of idiots in California stole a credit card, went to the burger joint, ordered a mountain of food, and asked the worker to take pictures of them and the food, after which they proceeded to upload it on Instagram. Needless to say, they got nabbed. Serves them right for having absolutely no imagination!
Then there is a whole article dedicated to Avril Lavigne's "unusual" wedding. Oh, come on! There was already a whole discussion of it, especially her black gown! Apparently, now the whole subject was resurrected because her ring did not receive sufficient attention. I wonder if Modern Bride would dedicate a whole issue to this topic as well.
"Coffee prices fall, but not at Starbucks" - duh! Just stop patronizing their burnt coffee! There are plenty of other places where you can get a great cup of java!
You can also see a new trailer starring Angelina Jolie as Maleficent - man, does she look the part!
"Swift lands off-key Victoria's Secret gig" - et tu, Taylor?!!
A computer glitch at the University in Dresden sent a email to all its students, informing them that they were unenrolled! And you thought Germans did not have a sense of humor!
No news on Bieber - I guess he is still recovering from his food poisoning.
Coffee this morning in my clear funky glass from Target.
Saturday, May 04, 2013
MORNING UPDATE - MAY 1
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather continues to rock - yay, sun! Even though George is officially Baby Bro's kitty, and Sniff is officially mine, Sniff prefers his bed and George - mine. Cantankerous psychotic pets! Last night, while flipping the channels, I got to Grimm and discovered that now the sword of Mohamed is also considered a special and powerful object in the lore of supernatural/fantasy/horror shows - oy, gevalt! Rejoice, of fans of Downton Abbey - Lily James was chosen as Disney's Cinderella since Emma Watson turned down this role. Jennifer Lawrence is trending at #1 because she is dating! Um, she is an adult past the age of consent - why is this news? Demi Moore is trending at #5: she reunited with her daughter Rumer during and after yoga class - serenity now! Photos of young Angelina Jolie resurfaced and are making waves: not only because she was "breathtaking", but also because her younger version is a dead ringer for Mila Kunis - same plastic surgeon? For the love of all that's holy, people, just go to the museum of "white art" and rediscover for yourselves what truly beautiful looks like! Sara Jessica Parker refuses to own a cell phone - that affects me how, exactly? "Movie studio hires a trainer for Carrie Fisher" - grandma Leia in a bikini chasing grandkids over Mikonos together with currently vacationing there Kardashians? That's going to be one heck of a movie! NASA apparently has a "huge tab" with Russia - why the hell are our own space shuttles in the bloody museums while we are paying huge tabs to those degenerates?!! Lack of friends can shorten your life span - duh! "Has Justin Bieber's Latest Reunion with Selena Gomez Put Her Pals in Crisis Mode?" - as the old Jewish saying goes, I should have such problems! And rumors are flying that Kate is already planning a second baby - good luck, Your Highness! Coffee this morning in my Harry Potter mug - the newer version.
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