The Best Motto

Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon change
Courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!
Showing posts with label #BradPitt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #BradPitt. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

MORNING UPDATE, June 15, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather rocks - thank you, Hashem, for every single day without triple H!! 

A new study is out that claims you can tell a person's personality by their shoes - but I could not find the conclusion about a person who likes to wear flip flops for 9 months out of 12. An independent panel of judges came up with the best purse verdict - a turquoise clutch that costs only $875! Phooey! My Bag can dance circles around your little clutch - never mind give the liberals whiplash and heart palpitations! A UFO was spotted yesterday on DC Beltway - which turned out to be a drone. Brad Pitt, in his younger days before wife cheating, had a party pal - Jason Priestly; awwww. A margarita maker is supposed to be a kitchen gadget you don't need - who came up with this conclusion, MADD? Foods that make you smarter - berries, dark chocolate, leafy greens, and - lard!! That probably explains the stupidity rampant among some of our brothers and sisters. Jim Carrey just put his Malibu home on the market - for mere 14 mil you can own a slice of heaven in a fantastic climate! Anyone tired of rain - you got dibs! 

Coffee this morning in my Chivas glass.

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

MORNING UPDATE, October 10, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather is slightly yucky and blah-y, despite the glowing predictions made on Sunday - which proves, once again, that all the Global Climate Change alarms are a bunch of garbage. 

Stacey Dash is trending at #1, and this time it's not her hair, weight loss, or latest outfit - this time we had a chance to witness, once again, how "tolerant" the left side is; I am just very surprised it actually shot to #1. On the other hand, Mila Kunis is at # 2 due to her Esquire cover shot - that is very normal and predictable. And a couple from Hong Kong is suing an "education consultant" in Boston because they shelled out lots of dough for their son to get into Harvard, and he did not - naïve morons; they don't even realize what a lucky escape their kid had! And the original title for Pretty Woman was Three Thousand - much closer to the script, if you ask me. Also, Angelina's engagement ring is 16 karats - well, after all these years of coming up to scratch, I guess Brad owed it to her. And I now have 4 cups of tea on the table. 

Coffee this morning in my funky glass cappuccino mug.