Good Morning, peeps! Happy Friday! Happy Erev Shabat! The weather rocks - thank you, Hashem, for every single day without triple H!!
A new study is out that claims you can tell a person's personality by their shoes - but I could not find the conclusion about a person who likes to wear flip flops for 9 months out of 12. An independent panel of judges came up with the best purse verdict - a turquoise clutch that costs only $875! Phooey! My Bag can dance circles around your little clutch - never mind give the liberals whiplash and heart palpitations! A UFO was spotted yesterday on DC Beltway - which turned out to be a drone. Brad Pitt, in his younger days before wife cheating, had a party pal - Jason Priestly; awwww. A margarita maker is supposed to be a kitchen gadget you don't need - who came up with this conclusion, MADD? Foods that make you smarter - berries, dark chocolate, leafy greens, and - lard!! That probably explains the stupidity rampant among some of our brothers and sisters. Jim Carrey just put his Malibu home on the market - for mere 14 mil you can own a slice of heaven in a fantastic climate! Anyone tired of rain - you got dibs!
Coffee this morning in my Chivas glass.
Showing posts with label #shoes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #shoes. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 24, 2020
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
MORNING UPDATE, August 29, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! George got a new trick up his sleeve - he is trying to dislodge the blanket with his paw and get my hand from under it so he can be petted. Curry chewed through another re-charger, so I am phone-less once again - blinking Democratic infiltrator.
Chipotle cheating is trending at #1: it looks like the chain was cheating customers out of their pennies - amateurs! IRS, EPA, and other highway robbers openly take way bigger sums out of the populace in order for the other government robbers to support stuff the majority of US openly opposes - pennies out of dinner bill, my coccyx! Then there are 10 states that are the best for young people: New York, California, DC, Oregon, or Washington did not make the cut - so much for hip places. And Geri Halliwell, aka Ginger Spice, got a new boy friend - why is that news? No spouse-cheating politicians for this week? And Louboutin collaborated with Disney in order to create an ideal pair of Cinderella shoes - ladies, get in line! There were only 20 pairs produced!
Chipotle cheating is trending at #1: it looks like the chain was cheating customers out of their pennies - amateurs! IRS, EPA, and other highway robbers openly take way bigger sums out of the populace in order for the other government robbers to support stuff the majority of US openly opposes - pennies out of dinner bill, my coccyx! Then there are 10 states that are the best for young people: New York, California, DC, Oregon, or Washington did not make the cut - so much for hip places. And Geri Halliwell, aka Ginger Spice, got a new boy friend - why is that news? No spouse-cheating politicians for this week? And Louboutin collaborated with Disney in order to create an ideal pair of Cinderella shoes - ladies, get in line! There were only 20 pairs produced!
MORNING UPDATE, September 3, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Monday! Baby Bro is back, so cats can't decide now where to sleep, with whom to snuggle, and who will be more susceptible to pathetic meowing.
The important intelligence is coming out - it looks like Katie Holmes was not Tom's first choice, and that the church of Scientology had a whole whetting process! Also, very important advice from a man to women putting their profiles on the dating sites - don't over-share: putting down that Harry Potter is your favorite book is just very sad - WTH?!! Putting down the list of my fave books is over-sharing, and liking HP is pathetic? No wonder I am single. In other important news - fall is coming, so put away your flip flops and put on the it shoes for the season, which just happened to be narrow stilettos. Ah, to hell with fashion - flippies staying on for at least another 2 months. And Canadian bacon is the leanest on the market - our friends from the North are very concerned with our expanding waistlines, I guess.
Coffee this morning in my Tweety glass - gosh, do I miss WB stores!!
The important intelligence is coming out - it looks like Katie Holmes was not Tom's first choice, and that the church of Scientology had a whole whetting process! Also, very important advice from a man to women putting their profiles on the dating sites - don't over-share: putting down that Harry Potter is your favorite book is just very sad - WTH?!! Putting down the list of my fave books is over-sharing, and liking HP is pathetic? No wonder I am single. In other important news - fall is coming, so put away your flip flops and put on the it shoes for the season, which just happened to be narrow stilettos. Ah, to hell with fashion - flippies staying on for at least another 2 months. And Canadian bacon is the leanest on the market - our friends from the North are very concerned with our expanding waistlines, I guess.
Coffee this morning in my Tweety glass - gosh, do I miss WB stores!!
MORNING UPDATE, February 7, 2013
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather is, well, seasonal...According to Baby Bro, my coffee can strip the paint off the walls - and after tasting some from a local shop yesterday, I sort of got what he is saying - hurray for my cooking skills! Curry is officially renamed Mr. Sniffles - also compliments of Baby Bro.
In case you missed it, archaeologists finally unearthed the remains of Richard III - and the guy did have a bad case of scoliosis! Lucy Lawless is trending at #6 now because she was sentenced to 120 hours of community service and $547 fine for trespassing on an oil tanker - I guess she realized that only peeps as old as I or older remember who she is, so she needs to boost her image for the younger generation by showing what a wonderful envirowaco she is. The new study shows that people can "guess your age, gender and income" looking at your shoes - yea, if you gaze at my flip flops and see my feet, you can sort of guess my gender and income; age might be another story. The longest married US couple lives in CT and have been married for 80 years - congrats! And, of course, her wedding dress, veil, and bouquet look stunning! There is also someone's hair in the news - this time it is Aniston's, who was wearing "platinum wig" in her new movie - truly important update, without which we could not possible go into weekend! There are also detailed instructions on how to hunt for a python - who is that bored or stupid? Also, never fill up in a Thursday, because it looks like the prices are highest on this day - or the entire time we have an America-hating President in the office. No news on Royal or Kardashian pregnancies, and Bieber is missing in action as well - I guess that makes it a very slow news day.
Coffee this morning in my Disney Dalmatian spots mug.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2019
MORNING UPDATE, October 7, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Sunday! Happy Hashana Raba! The weather can be described with two words - yuck and blah.
Egyptian activists are preserving the "revolutionary graffiti" - which, I guess, is much easier than preserving the lives of Egyptian Christians. Pointy shoes are "it" for fall - hell and damnation, that means I won't be able to find shoes for fall yet again! Beyoncé is supposed to be looking better with age - and also not shy about her racism. Mila Kunis replaced Rihanna as the sexiest woman alive, according to Esquire - I guess I have to be a man in order to consider either of them sexy. Then there is a list of 5 traits employers look for in the potential employees - sadly, professional ethics are not on the list. And somebody named Lisa Lampanelli is trending at #1 - I had no idea who she was, so I checked it out; it's a comedienne, who is trending on top because she lost 80 lb. - figures (pun not intended). Prius is trending at #7, showing all the deals for that wonder car - the usual way enviros fight for their causes: drive the gas prices sky high, thereby convincing the logically unencumbered to shop for a hybrid cars; most of it done with tax dollars and almost total complicity of the government.
Coffee this morning in my musical notes mug.
Egyptian activists are preserving the "revolutionary graffiti" - which, I guess, is much easier than preserving the lives of Egyptian Christians. Pointy shoes are "it" for fall - hell and damnation, that means I won't be able to find shoes for fall yet again! Beyoncé is supposed to be looking better with age - and also not shy about her racism. Mila Kunis replaced Rihanna as the sexiest woman alive, according to Esquire - I guess I have to be a man in order to consider either of them sexy. Then there is a list of 5 traits employers look for in the potential employees - sadly, professional ethics are not on the list. And somebody named Lisa Lampanelli is trending at #1 - I had no idea who she was, so I checked it out; it's a comedienne, who is trending on top because she lost 80 lb. - figures (pun not intended). Prius is trending at #7, showing all the deals for that wonder car - the usual way enviros fight for their causes: drive the gas prices sky high, thereby convincing the logically unencumbered to shop for a hybrid cars; most of it done with tax dollars and almost total complicity of the government.
Coffee this morning in my musical notes mug.
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