Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather is beyond gorgeous, so we did a little hike and wildflower search today. Was also called "baby whisperer" and, once again, disqualified by Her Royal Highness - this time from the royal dressers, and without any excuses.
GQ is drawing ire with their "hottest women" issue - but, as usual, not from the "family values" crowd; it looks like this particular publication printed something that sounds slightly non-PC - give me a break, people! They have that racist Obama-supporting jackass-ess Beyoncé on their cover; what else do you want?! J. Lo is worrying about her "younger beau" - genius, either he is into you or not! If you are worried and have questions - something is obviously "fishy" in the state of Denmark. GLAAD nominated Honey Boo Boo for something or other - where are the vermin from WBC when you need them? Amanda Bynes showed off new cheek piercing (which is currently trending at #5) - paging APA (mostly for her fans, but for her as well). Trending at #8: Kelly Ripa admitting to having Botox - please, tell me something that's not so gosh darn obvious! Sofia Vergara still did not set up her wedding date; there are no news on the Royal Baby, and Bieber is absent once again, darn it!
Cappuccino in the paper cup with Belgian waffles and ice cream on the side!
The Best Motto
Gd, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannon changeCourage to change the things I canAnd the wisdom to know the difference.All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.You woke up this morning - Congratulations! You got another chance!
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MORNING UPDATE, October 24, 2012
Good Morning, peeps! Happy Wednesday! The weather is still on the blah-y side.
Eva Longoria is trending at #1 this morning - surprisingly, not because of her anti-American activities, but because of her split with her boyfriend. R-Patz called the love scene in the last Twilight movie "pretty ridiculous" - sorry, twyhearts! Honey Boo Boo fell asleep in the middle of TV interview - hummm, any Freudian explanations? The most common nightmare is that of the spousal infidelity - not IRS screwing you over? Surprising, that, considering that the frequency of infidelity dreams do not correspond to the cheating frequency in real life; being screwed by IRS, on the other hand....Michael Jackson is usually the highest-earning dead celebrity - but this year Elizabeth Taylor beat him to it; hum, people developed better taste? Jessica Biel's wedding dress is talked about a lot - because it's pink; so what? Also very much on everyone's mind are J. Lo's abs - where the hell are the feminist harpies when you need them?
Coffee this morning in my San Fran latte mug.
Eva Longoria is trending at #1 this morning - surprisingly, not because of her anti-American activities, but because of her split with her boyfriend. R-Patz called the love scene in the last Twilight movie "pretty ridiculous" - sorry, twyhearts! Honey Boo Boo fell asleep in the middle of TV interview - hummm, any Freudian explanations? The most common nightmare is that of the spousal infidelity - not IRS screwing you over? Surprising, that, considering that the frequency of infidelity dreams do not correspond to the cheating frequency in real life; being screwed by IRS, on the other hand....Michael Jackson is usually the highest-earning dead celebrity - but this year Elizabeth Taylor beat him to it; hum, people developed better taste? Jessica Biel's wedding dress is talked about a lot - because it's pink; so what? Also very much on everyone's mind are J. Lo's abs - where the hell are the feminist harpies when you need them?
Coffee this morning in my San Fran latte mug.
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