Eva Longoria is trending at #1 this morning - surprisingly, not because of her anti-American activities, but because of her split with her boyfriend. R-Patz called the love scene in the last Twilight movie "pretty ridiculous" - sorry, twyhearts! Honey Boo Boo fell asleep in the middle of TV interview - hummm, any Freudian explanations? The most common nightmare is that of the spousal infidelity - not IRS screwing you over? Surprising, that, considering that the frequency of infidelity dreams do not correspond to the cheating frequency in real life; being screwed by IRS, on the other hand....Michael Jackson is usually the highest-earning dead celebrity - but this year Elizabeth Taylor beat him to it; hum, people developed better taste? Jessica Biel's wedding dress is talked about a lot - because it's pink; so what? Also very much on everyone's mind are J. Lo's abs - where the hell are the feminist harpies when you need them?
Coffee this morning in my San Fran latte mug.
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