MORNING UPDATE, August 9, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! Was awaken today in the ungodly wee hours of the morning by a piteously mewing beast who kept licking my hand and touching my face with a not-quite-soft paw. Why, you would ask? Because his majesty does not like the food that sat in the bowl for the night. 

We are leading the ChiComs by the number of medals, but they got 2 more golds than us - USA, USA, last stretch!!! According to the learned opinion, David Schwimmer's career is the worst after Friends ended, and Jennifer Aniston's is the best - man, the useful knowledge we so totally need! Cameras are very busy with Michael Phelps' girlfriend - as long as it's not a boyfriend, I really don't care. Pink was photographed with a half bared belly - another earth-shattering piece of news! And speaking of the 90's shows: Jenny Garth slimmed down post -divorce - again, extremely important to know that. And Nicole Kidman is trending at #1 because she sold her West Village condo for only 16 mil - who told that real estate market is in a slump?

MORNING UPDATE, October 25, 2012

Good Morning, peeps! Happy Thursday! The weather is expected to be yucky again compliments of whatever is coming our way from Cuba - thanks, Fidel! 

Demi Moore has a collection of rare dolls - now I am in a famous company, yay! Snooki wanted to "look good" while giving birth, going so far as to bring high heels with her - what planed is this woman from? SJP was spotted in a "frumpy" outfit - I guess Michelle Obama's bad fashion sense robbed off on her. Jennie Garth is trending at #9, because she went on a date! - well, as long as she is not sticking her nose in politics, let her enjoy her date. News of Biel/Timberlake wedding are still trickling in, and now we have a discussion about the song for their first dance - gosh, that must have been some wedding. And the longest non-stop airline route, which for some reason is trending at #3, is from JFK to Hong Kong - cool. 

Coffee this morning in my sad/smiley faces mug.